Stripper Joe X Piss Baby

1. Squiggle Diggle

Joe was squiggling home late at night, he had just finished his job for the night. He had gotten 5,000 dollars today.

"God damn what a sad day," he thought to himself and rolled his googly eyes. All the worms at the club where sad drinkers who had just gotten in a fight with their wife or smth.

"I would've gotten more money 😒" he thought to himself once again, only one worm caught his eyes at the club tonight. The janitor😍😍. He was so pretty sexy, but he never looked at anyone, mans just wanted to get his job done and get out of there.

While Joe was squiggly, squirmy going home he realised that he can literally just pay the damn janitor to hook up with him 🤑🤑. "Man I have such a good job, men are so easy to get to, all I gotta do is shake mah ass and then I got all these worms coming for me like a wild pack of dogs!" He was thinking about all the ways he attracts these Ascariasis, the way he uses most is his legs. He got them thick thighs 🤑.

He sighed while crawling into his little worm hole home entrance thingie and laid down on the floor, thinking about the janitor. He didn't know the janitor's name but he wanted to know so bad l i k e B A D L Y. He was positive (with AIDS 😒) that the janitor had a name tag at least on his work uniform. He was a brightly coloured yellow (which Joe found so hot 😍) and he had the googliest eyes of them all.

Joe fell asleep thinking about the damn janitor. Hoping one day that the club aint the only thing he finna need to clean up.

(298 words 😭)