Pursuit of Happiness | Taz Skylar

038. groupchat

[zoe, taz, bree & jay]

zoe
i just want everyone to know that ethan will not go anywhere without that damn pikachu
i have not seen him this obsessed with anything for YEARS

jay
i'm glad he likes it!

zoe
he also wants to know if you guys can have a boys day before he has to go home

jay
is that okay with nate?

zoe
i asked him and he said it's fine
he knows you would quite literally fight someone for ethan

jay
hey i have an idea for what i can do with him

zoe
taz please do not let jay fight anyone

taz
why am i being included in this?

zoe
ethan wants you to be there too
you don't have to go, but you gave him a sugary drink, so now you're his favourite person

bree
i love the logic of 10 year olds

taz
no i'll go, i was just confused
the drink didn't make him too hyper, i hope?

zoe
it did, but it was okay
we made a blanket fort and played video games until he tuckered himself out

taz
oh that's good then
so what does he want to do on this boys day then?
i don't know if i'm capable of winning him another pikachu

jay
friendly reminder that it was my money that was sunk into that

bree
stop being petty
also i love ethan to bits, but i can't believe he picked the most generic pokemon as his favourite

zoe
i mean mine is eevee, which is also generic as fuck
also you can't talk, you're marrying someone whose favourite is the sexy rabbit

taz
what
WHY

jay
it's funny to tell people my favourite pokemon is the sexy rabbit

taz
get help

jay
😂😂

bree
hey while the boys are having their day, did you want to help me with some wedding stuff?
i need to go to the florist and go see the photographer

zoe
sure!! i need to talk to you about what you want for the bachelorette party anyways

bree
i don't care what we do
i just want it to be fun

zoe
okay but my only idea was for us to go camping in the middle of nowhere and take more booze than is probably safe

jay
that sounds amazing
can we come

taz
you're missing the point of a bachelorette party

jay
but i wanna get drunk in the middle of nowhere

taz
i mean we can do the same thing if you really want
but i found something else that i think you'll like

jay
ooohh tell me

taz
no
it's a surprise
take your pick

jay
fuck
fine i want the surprise

zoe
and people say i'm a brat

taz
no you are a brat
he's just a brat too