Why we would get kicked out of walmart

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Lauryn (ME JIMMY):
- shot up the place with a 10 gauge shotgun
- Stole caramel ice-cream
- Harassed a 12 month old child
Dane:
- hid in the freezers and ate frozen pizza
- rode the tiny ass bikes around and hit a elderly woman
- Stole AirPods
Moss:
- tried to steal a hobie brown poster
- stole a pineapple
- got up onto the ceiling support beams and screamed for 10 minutes

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