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Info about my first one shot (M! french empire x British empire)

Hey
here some info about this one shot + my AU
''= thinking
** = action
"" = speaking
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Character of my first one shot
•M! French empire
•British empire
• England
• Scottish empire
• Bartender (btw give more respect to him. I'll find him a name someday 👍)
• Spanish empire
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My AU
;England and the Scottish empire are The British Empire's parents.
;British empire is married to the Spanish Empire . But both of them don't like each other and were forced to marry by the Scottish Empire
;The French Empire has a twin sister the twin sister is the one who killed the kingdom of France .
;Scottish Empire and Spanish Empire are homophobic .
O m g :0
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Nicknames uwu
•M! French empire - F.e
•British empire -B.e
• England -  England
• Scottish empire - Sc.e
• Spanish empire-S.e
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Btw I will make more oneshot ships requests are open anytime 👍💁
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Btw English isn't my first language so minor error are probably there some where .
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Once in a Lifetime
ship:
French empire x British empire
French empire = male
British empire = male
[ hint of smut ]

Third pov

'Mhhmm well wasn't that a good cup of tea' thinks b.e
*The house telephone rings*
'Who could that be at this time' thinks b.e . *He picks up the phone*
"Hello honey pie" says an unknown person. "Well, hi mum" says the brit.
"I have a problem" says a worried England . "Well what happened?!" Says a concerned b.e  . "Well can you come ova it's your dad" says England "What Happened To Him!" Says a really concern b.e  "He-" as the England was about to answer his question the british empire intervened and responded "No need to worry I'll be there in a minute"

* The British hangs up the call rushing into his living to put on some jacket as it was winter* . "Hey where are you going and this late" says his wife . "Ik honey but it's my parents" says b.e "oh..." says the S.E "don't worry I'll be back in a couple of minutes unless like last time were my mum tricked me to stay over at her place" said the Brit "sure honey" says S.E while having this emoji in her face [😬] "honey well it's been well over 17 years since we yk and that was our honeymoon so tonight maybe we can yk" said a desperate Brit "sorry honey next time tonight I'm really tired" says an awkward S.E "it's fine honey well gtg" says b.e "well bye!"

"I came soon as you called"said a tired b.e
"Oh hey honey" said England "what happened" said the British man  "oh yeah! SCOTTIE COME OVA HERE" screamed  England  "WHATT" said sc.e as he came over
"Hey dad"said the British empire. "Oh son hmm can you help me with this thing  I don't work how to work it" said a desperate man while pointing to a lamp. "The British empire sigh and turned on the lamp by pull the string . England looked at him like he just hacked the matrix.
"OH MY GOD WHAT TYPE OF SORCERY IS THAT" exclaimed England . "Trust me mum that's nothing like really what was all that about btw if you want to turn it off you just pull it again like this" b.e says while putting the string of the lamp again England looked at him like he actually did something . "Well if that's it then Imma go now so-"said b.e "wait son I have a question" said sc.e "yeah sure tell me about it" said the b.e " how is that relationship with your wife"said a concerning sc.e "it's pretty good amazing as some would say" said a lying b.e the Scottish empire sighed in relief "good son keep on going" said Sc.e "well I am gonna head out so... bye" said b.e while leaving.

Britain's pov

'All that for nothing, great'  *looks a around and sees a bar* 'well why not I'll just look around' . As I entered the bar I noticed someone familiar . It was the French empire so I decided to sit next to him.

Third pov

"Hey b.e long time no see" said the French "oh I'm fine-' almost said b.e as the bartender cut him up "So, what would you fellas have" "one margarita" said f.e
"And you" said the bartender pointing to b.e " me oh a cup of tea?!" said a b.e . A confused bartender looked at France and he exclaimed " Hey ahh... cancel the margarita and make 5 shots of the strongest vodka for both of us each"  said the French "Coming right up" said the bartender
       [after 30 minutes when they are drunk af especially b.e]
               France grabbed b.e to a corner where nobody could see them and started to make out with him for a while before they pulled away before anything happened f.e asked "wanna go back to your place" while he was waiting for his question to be answered he got bored and started kissing b.e's neck finally an eternity b.e answered "M-m-my  w-wif-wife" said a drunk and confused b.e " how about my place my sister is not here" said a horny France instead of a clear answer b.e just answered with a awkward moan . "Well imma take it as a yes" as France grabbed b.e all the way to his car . During the middle of the ride b.e now was suddenly full of lust . As both of them entered the house before France could do anything b.e grabbed him and started making out till they reached France's bedroom. France opened the door and pulled b.e in and threw him in the bed topping as both of them made out the tension in the room heated before b.e could react France hit him up by saying " fuck it wanna ykyk"  which a horny b.e said " As hard as you can"

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[ Shahh baamm it's now the morning btw they actually [yk]ed and also an A/N both of them were really drunk so , when they wake up they already forgot about it . ]

Britain's pov

'Who is that beside . Oh probably S.e but this figure is more masculine can S.e' I thought

Third pov

As he tried to fall back to sleep but that really bothered him so he decided to wake up .As he woke up he let out a loud scream in what he saw was . "What Happened" as both of them asks each other . Then suddenly it hits France " we were drunk and-" says France said while lifting the blanket reveal the mess that they created . " oh shit" exclaims b.e .

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        Well that was part one stay in tune
                    part 2 someday .

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