Amazons Ho! (One Shot)

The Old Master and the talking pig were watching TV when a loud bang came from a closet behind them.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Oolong jumped after the second knock. "What tha- hel!?!"

Roshi turned with his eyebrow raised to see what he was staring at. A strange glow was escaping from the door. It was pounding more. This time they got up from the couch and started walking toward the rumbling door. Oolong gulped as he grabbed the knob. It stopped moving.

"Ya think its safe..?" Oolong looked at Roshi. He didn't know either.

Oolong twisted the knob and they were sucked into the funky light. Wwoooaah!

Thump!

They landed in the dirt, apparently on a dirt trail. They got up and heard loud humps.

"This is one huge footprint.." Oolong looked down.

Roshi absorbed his new surroundings, 'This cant be.. No..' He thought.

A huge foot stepped over them. "No! It can’t be.." The old man recognizing it. One night, he dreamed that he was on an amazon island. He surprisingly wasn’t killed but he became a honored guest. They did anything he requested. He was lost in his daydream.

"Hmm?

"Come on! They’re waiting for us." Roshi followed the giant.

'That was a hard fall I guess. Man, I know this is a bad idea.' Oolong thought he was crazy.  

After an hour of walking, they see huge houses. The old man had stars in his eyes. Not normal women but jumbo-sized. He was grinning like the Chester cat.  Oolong was drooling too once he saw them. Jumbo breasts and bottoms for years.

"Race you there!" Roshi was already to the village gate. Oolong ran behind him but had to warn him.

The old man managed to avoid being stepped on. They talked and decided to sneak into a hut. The pervy duo skillfully avoided being squashed. They had perfect views, looking up when stepped over. Slender and defined legs frequently towered over them, coming from all directions.

 They crawled up a pillar to the roof of a hut. They peered-in thru a creak. A woman was relaxing naked. A few minutes of staring and their drool hit the floor. She looked up and saw two perverts staring. She threw a shoe at them and they fell thru the roof hitting the ground hard.

"Ouch.." to them it felt like a 20-story fall.

Roshi and Oolong were easily noticeable on the rug. She bent down to look closer. They gulped. Her large eyeballs narrowed-in on the unfamiliar creatures. She picked them up and put them on the bench.

"If we die here, this will be my most treasured memory" Mr. Roshi whispered to his companion. She looked at them again then put both in a pouch. They hung on for their lives as she took them some place unknown.

The giant lady met with friends. They poked at the two and observed after dropping them on a table.

Oolong and Roshi squealed in fear.

Oolong ran into one of their waist clothes. He accidentally slid in-between the cloth when she tried to shake him off. He was squished between her thighs and got stuck. Roshi hid while they were distracted. Oolong was pushed further in by her finger til he was trapped. The pig would enjoy it if he wasn’t the size of a marble. He thought he was going to suffocate.

Roshi flew down and pulled her waist cloth untied. Oolong was flung into the air. Roshi had a major nosebleed but managed to stay conscious. He grabbed his friend out the air and slipped through the roof.

They sighed in relief and tried to think of a way out. Oolong tapped his feet together while closing his eyes and when he opened them, he was still there. Roshi did an anime fall but brushed himself off a minute later.  

"Hhheeeelllppp!!!" Oolong yelled at the top of his lungs.

~Tsuzuku~