NIKOLAI X CHAIR

(ORIGINAL WORK ON AO3- THIS STORY CONTAINS INANIMATE OBJECT PORN)

After a long stressful day of work, Nikolai returns to his apartment. Well, not his. Fyodor and his apartment. Anyways, unusually, the apartment was empty. No Fyodor, no rats, no one. Well, that was good. Nikolai tossed his overcoat to the couch and decided to treat himself to a snack. The clown walked to the pantry and he found the best thing to light up his mood. Well, they weren't found in the pantry, but rather in his storage room, where he keeps all his magic tools. In the tool room, Nikolai found laughing gas.

Usually, Nikolai would use the laughing gas on Fyodor when he's unhappy. But today, silly Nikolai decided to try a pump. He read on wikihow how to do it, fill the gas in some balloons, and suck it into his mouth. As a clown, his balloons were always kept close, so he could immediately send the laughing gas down his body.

No longer after he consumed the gas when he started to feel extra silly, everything around his looked like stars. It was kind of cool. As the clown sillied around the house, there was one thing that caught his attention- the beautiful white ikea chair Fyodor bought to sit on. Well, Nikolai immediately thought up a plan to seduce the chair, but he began to worry, after all, Fyodor may come home unexpectedly. Nikolai grabbed his overcoat and tossed the chair to his room, before throwing himself to his room too.

In his room, Nikolai felt welcome to make out with the beautiful chair. Its legs were skinny yet beautiful, the fragility of it making Nikolai feel poetic. He ran his hands down the chair's leg, while undressing until he was fully naked. His dick hit a boner and Nikolai thought of an ingenious plan to fuck the chair. The clown positioned his ass to the chair leg and let the chair sink deep into him. He moaned as the chair sank into him, and then remembered to be quieter in case Fyodor comes back. Nikolai shoved the chair deeper into his ass, and he realised he was cumming. Partly ashamed of him fucking a chair, he decided to do something else to it. With a bit of repositioning, Nikolai's head went through the overcoat and started giving a "blowjob" to the chair. The chair was cold and the metal clicked to Nikolai's row of teeth, Nikolai shoved the chair leg into his mouth, now deep throating it, and his thick thighs continued to attempt on crushing the chair. As the chair leg kept getting deeper and deeper into his mouth, Nikolai was unable to even moan. He pulled the chair out of his mouth and let out a deep groan. With his throat released, Nikolai pulled his head out front the coat and pressed his belly on the chair, exhausted. He realised his eyes were still streaming with pain and pleasure from the anal, so he decided to to it again.

"I won't the sparing you." Said Nikolai sillily, before moaning and squealing as the chair sank into his asshole again. Fresh tears streamed down his face, and finally, he couldn't contain it and led out a scream.

"YAMETE KUDASAI!"

Nikolai pulled the chair from his asshole and tossed it away. He didn't want to see the chair ever again. The chair was thrown through the overcoat to god knows where. Nikolai didn't care anymore, he covered himself in his bedsheets, which had patches of cum on it, and slept.

Later, Nikolai woke up to the sound of Fyodor and his ratsopening the door. In sonic speed, Nikolai changed into his clothes and rushed to the door.

"Hey bestie!" The clown greeted happily and sillily.

"Hello, Nikolai. May I ask why there is a chair on the ceiling fan behind you?"