Pursuit of Happiness | Taz Skylar

045. groupchat

[zoe, taz, bree & jay]

jay
hey are you guys alive
we haven't heard from either of you for like two weeks

taz
yeah we're fine
there was a mix up with my hotel so i've been dealing with that

bree
what kind of mix up?
is everything okay?

taz
yeah, it's fine, it's not a big deal. they just double booked my room so i had to get out

jay
that's very weird
you can stay in our guest room if you want
or do you have another hotel now?

taz
it's all good
zoe helped me move all of my stuff over to her place and i'm just staying there now

jay
dude where
her place is tiny

zoe
i have a spare room dickhead

jay
yeah and it's full of instruments

zoe
i fit ethan in there fine

jay
ETHAN IS A CHILD
TAZ IS A GROWN ADULT MAN
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

taz
honestly, it's fine
it's not that bad

jay
don't be surprised if you end up with a fucked up back from sleeping on that airbed of hers

zoe
it's not that bad

bree
are you going to sleep on it for months until the wedding

zoe
idk i might

bree
you really should invest in a couch that folds out into a bed if you're going to keep housing people in that shoebox you call an apartment

zoe
yeah, probably
but then i have to try and get rid of the old one and that sounds like a headache and a half tbh

jay
you know what else is going to be a headache and a half?
me when taz inevitably fucks his back from sleeping on that thing
i am not letting either of you forget it ever

taz
jay it's fine
it's not going to kill me
she doesn't have to buy a fold out couch

bree
she doesn't have to but i highly recommend it

zoe
honestly i can't imagine there's that much of a difference in how good it is for your back between a couch that folds out and an air mattress

jay
you guys are being fucking dumb
when you realize that your apartment is not built for this, i am going to scream i told you so in both of your faces

zoe
i'm sure it'll be fine

bree
lmao okay