"I am Esme Gigi Genevieve Squalor!" A woman screamed at no one in particular.
It was "in" to be rude, and her parents had taught her that the only way to be accepted was to be fashionable.
They had taught her this by dying.
She was wearing a hideous pinstripe gown, and wore her hair in a platinum blonde bob.
After all, that was what was "in".
Just like villainy had been in all those years ago, when the schism began. It would have been kind of nice if it hadn't, though.
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Ventures, Findings, and Doom
FanfictionIn the universe of A Series of Unfortunate Events, six characters relive moments in their history. A Series of Unfortunate Events belongs to Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler.
