[BL]This Lazy Villain Wants To Sleep

..What a Lazy Disappearance..

A very lazy
disappearance indeed.

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Ming Yao was too lazy to do much. He had so much work to do! He was smart, but he just... didn't wanna do it. And today was his day off.. so why not go to the game or snack store?

He did a little shrug, not exactly knowing why he wanted to go out and get stuff today. But his mind was telling him to go. Walking out of his and Jiějiě's apartment.. he stopped and suddenly remembered something. He made a mental note to himself,

'Ah- that new otome game DLC my Jiějiě has been literally seething about is out now. She heard from the creator's of this new game, written on their website that there was now sensual scenes for all capture targets..'

As he mentally thought of this, he felt a shiver run down his spine, feeling as if his own Jiějiě was staring into the back of his mind and soul.

'She's definitely in need of a mental hospital, though, especially for describing to me in horrific detail what she would do with the male leads if they were real...'

He locked the door before running off to the snack store to get his mind off of his terrible older sister's ramblings.

As he went out of the store with a big bag of snacks, he took out a sticky note from his back pocket that he wrote on yesterday and looked at the scribbled handwriting, not being able to read it because it was too blurry.

He sweat dropped as he took in another mental note, ‘Don't write to where my words look like their drunk... What was this even supposed to say??’

He began to mutter, going across the street to the game store, “Ugh.. now I feel like I have to buy it for her since i'm already going there for another game. I feel like she'll kill me if she sees me back home with only snacks and my game..”

He quietly sighed to himself, finally making it over to the game store. He stood still outside of the store for a moment or two, not seeing many people in there.

“Alright, just get this done and over with, I'm sure not that many people will be going in here anyways...”

A little while later, Ming was finally out of the game store with a bit of struggle.

“Fucking hell… why did it have to suddenly start packing up when I walked in?! Why were there so many going inside of the game store in the first place..? If it was for the otome DLC, they should've just it when it first came out! But working in the game store, he knows that the DLC has been sitting there for for the past month. I would have at least thought that the fans for this would've died down to a minimum or none by now..”

“sigh.. at least I got the game.. now my Jiějiě can experience playing this and not annoy me anymore!” He said this as he walked down the streets of Beijing.

He glanced down into the bag once or twice, then took the game out and began to read tht bit of context / synopsis from the back. Looking from the front of the cover, it was completely innocent looking!!

‘ Love Otome? Dance? Karaoke? Steamy scenes?~ or our games in general? You're in luck! Welcome to our newest game... ‘Let Us Sing Into Your Heart ♡’

You can ACTUALLY sing to these completely original songs we've made just for the game!

• Crushing on such a cutie

• There's a battle for your love!

• Keep guard, hearts can be broken

• So sorry, no sensitivity~

• I got your heart in my locket

And more!!

We have not just two or three targets for your fast beating hearts... WE HAVE 10!! Five male and female capture targets just for you! A villain and villainness for defeating, competing against, or even falling in love with! And you now have the ability to be a male or female mc idol~

We'd tell you all the target’s names- but that's for when you get into the story of becoming an idol (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧! Screw those classic teen school romances and come to the studios to be a star!! We'll gladly be waiting for you! Love you loyal singers out here for buying this wonderous otome!! ’

After he had finished reading the back, he looked up, only to find that he was walking in the middle of a familiar road and before he could go to the other side- a truck, seemingly out of nowhere spun out of control and crashed into his body, flinging him to maybe 10 feet and his body having a collision with a lamp post before landing onto the ground,  coughing blood.

It was too bad that he was so close to home because the last thing he saw was the truck and his Jiějiě's shocked expression twisting to a more mortified look as she stopped to see him now lying on the sidewalk. She was 12 feet away from where his body landed.

Everything hurt. His bones, nerves, organs.. everything. And the only thing that was on his thought at this very moment was,

‘Maybe I should've slept in today and listened to her stupid rantings like always..’

He chuckled, but it quickly led to blood spewing coughs, as his world faded and his eyes closed, the muffled screams of his sister drowned into nothingness and disappeared as he finally accepted that he was no more.

‘... Welcome, child ...
!... To Your New Life ...!’

“ZzzZz...”

‘... You Have Got To Be Kidding Me ...’
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937 words above this line ^^

And Now For Some: Theatre!
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Ming Yao: ZzzZzz

Rebirthing God: … Can you wake up? I have other souls waiting..!! …

Ming Yao: No zzZzzZ...

Rebirthing God leaves