once a time i humped a chair with my child and lampshade but herpes killed my child, along with feet. Then, lampshade killed my nan so when pineapples came in my anus house, and i Alpha said, "omega.."
"H-H-Hewwo?"
"dominate my chinchilla..."
But, stuff in the feetfinder is very tasty yummy, Lampshades mpregged me and children. Police came inside lampshade's children so they uganda'd [friend's name] I want to aggresively dominate yoru nan. Screaming ugh, creaming, the cake so this cake means no more watersports ever.
THE END!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!??!??