Not so school appropriate 🛑〈 garten of banban one shots 〉

(UPDATED) Intro

Re-doing this because the first time doesn't really fit with what I wrote for this oneshot,,

Might as well get the do's and don't's down.
I will do:
Smut
Fluff
Angst
Etc.
(This oneshot will primarily have mostly smut uploaded to it. Understandable if that's something that makes you uncomfortable. I'll get into something later about that, so just stick with me)

Will NOT do:
Non-con
Weird ass breeding/mpreg
Stuff involving LITERAL animals (characters like Opila, Jumbo Josh, Kittysaurus, (maybe Nabnab in certain situations)... basically the characters that classify without a human genome)
Etc.

About the topic of writing... if you're a new reader reading this, I'd like to mention how I am not so good when it comes to writing fluff or angst. I will try every so often to write these genres, but my main genre I work best with is smut.

Call me a gooner or whatever type shit, I don't care. But I'll have you know I am trying to get better at these genres!

One more thing. You may comment suggestions on ships (granted I might not do most/all of them unless I find them interesting) but not requests.
Don't go commenting "can you do (Character) x (Character) where they do this and that and—" if you know exactly what you want in a fan-fic, then write it yourself. I am not your personal typewriter.

Not sure if this all makes sense, but I hope it does.

If there's anything I missed then I'll update later.