maesai [mae edition]

commiting crimes real

(HOW THE FUVK DO I WRITE FIC)

imagine if mae and saige already met in real life and it was october 22nd (the day i wrote this) and it was 8 pm.......

...the house that they were going to break into was borded up.
"GOD DAMN IT" mae said "does this happen often ???" saige asked mae.. "Y E S." mae replied. "well god damn.." saige said.. "how are gonna get inside then????"
. . . . . . . "i.. dont know." mae replied. "Uhhhhh.."

[pondering sfx]

"We can uhhh break the boards i guess" mae suggested, i man.. it worked for him.
"...okayyy.." saige said

mae started to walk to the boarded window. "this might be loud.." mae raised his foot and startd to kick the boards.. AND IT WAS WORKING?? SOMEHOW??

BANG BANG BANG BANG CREAK— BANG.
and then.. nothing.
"JESUS CHRIST." Saige said. "i told you would be loud.." mae said.. i mean it was true that shits loud..

the boards were just cracked open.. and look! theres absolutely no window or glass there!!
" wow look at that :D " mae said. "anyways." mae then started to crawl through the window
"GYATT DAYU—" "SHUT." mae interrupted saige–
"alright jow get your ass in here or ill drag you here myself." mae threatned daige alot sk this shit aint new i guess. "Alright then you bi— cough sfx" saige started to crawl fthrough the fucking window aswell

silence.

"what are we doing again?!?!" mae is forgetful..    very  forgetful..
"we are gonna vandalize this teehee heehehe :333" saige replied and bro didnt bully mae for forgetting what they were doing "o h ."  saige only had like one spray bottle snd mae only had fucking sharpie.

without a word me just ran over to a wall and wrote "balls"
"lol" mae thought he was really fucking funny didnt he
saige didnt even reply to that, saige then goes beside mae and then writes his tagname "SAI" beside the thing mae wrote
"heehhe"

[after writing and drawjng random things on the walls]

mae and saige were just walking around admiring the tings they wrote snd drew

. .,...... suddenly they heard something or someone. "oh fuck—"  mae said quietly "LETS GO LETS GO—" mae then starts to rush out of the house by crawling out of the window again. "BRO WAIT FOR ME" Saige followed mae

they then were outside anf were making a run for it by running back to maes apartment
"jssus christ oh my fuvking god ........" maes ribs hurt and legs after he finished running.    "that shit was scary as hell.." it was either actual,y scary or its just mae being very afraid of things irl.. "that was........... a bit scary bu cool heheheh" saige said

"......... what do we do now ?" . . . ., "uhhhhhh......"

((they made out/j))

"hmmm...."

[uhhh the end i guess,  this was so ass please i cant write for the sake of my life bro and i probably made spelling mistakes pls forgive me im gonna cry sauahghvhgghvuhh]