Edited 8/12/24
~Clyde's Pov~
I finally got to my stupid algebra class, which is unfortunately my first hour. How horrible is that. I don't want to do math at 8 in the morning. Anyway Bebe walks in.
"Heeeeeeeyyy baby"
"Hey Bebe" I respond.
"Can you help me with the math homework. I don't understand it." Bebe wines.
I look over at her paper, it's literally just factoring 𝑥^2+3x+2. I KNOW Bebe can do that problem. But my thoughts get cut off by my phone buzzing.
(Tell me why when I'm editing this I forgot how to factor that 😭)
-The Gang-
AstronomiCOOL: Clyde I just had to suffer walking near your girlfriend and she kept talking about Broflovksi's ass
AstronomiCOOL: Like OKAYYYYY you're not special we all want a piece of that....
Dude. What's with Craig always bring up Broflovski's ass. It's like he likes him or something. I chuckle a little to myself. I mean it is a possibility. He IS gay.
Me: I'M-
AstronomiCOOL: try telling me i'm wrong.
Twitchy: CRAIG???
Oh shit. I totally forgot Tweek even existed.
AstronomiCOOL: IT WAS A JEST
AstronomiCOOL: I LOVE YOU A LOT :(
Twitchy: OKAY OKAY THANSNLKS
Me: gay
Comedy Master: shouldn't we be paying attention to what they're telling us about what Garrison decided.
Oh I didn't even know class has started...
AstronomiCOOL: tolkien's being quiet he could probably tell us
Rich Boy: I didn't sign up for this but here
Rich Boy: government is implanting a system for us to have a "chosen person" to be with or whatever
Me: A Soulmate?
AstronomiCOOL: this is the shit that happens in fanfics lmao
AstronomiCOOL: Which reminds me of this red racer fanfic i-
AstronomiCOOL: nvm
Me: speak
AstronomiCOOL: i'd really rather not.
Me: Nerd
AstronomiCOOL: STFU 🖕
AstronomiCOOL: anyway that means bebe could have a valid reason to go for kyle's ass bro
Bruh... How many time is he gonna bring up my GIRLFRIEND and Kyles GODAMN ass. This dude for real obsessed with kyles ass. That's a bit suspicious if I say so myself.
Me: Can you stop bringing his ass up
AstronomiCOOL: no <3
Me: fuck you
AstronomiCOOL: wowowowowow love you too clyde but i have a BOYFRIEND.
Omg. I chuckle while rolling my eyes. Craigs so godamn stupid, but I love him.
(PLATONICLY U STUPIDS)
But anyway, maybe I can find my soulmate. I mean it might be Bebe but I don't know. I don't really care either way. I just don't feel that connected to her anymore. If we ever even had a connection.
-The Gang-
AstronomiCOOL: in all seriousness, i hope the best for you and Bebe with this.
Me: whoa you're being nice what is this
AstronomiCOOL: i felt like an ass
AstronomiCOOL: cherish this moment it's not gonna last forever
Me: LMAO! You are an ass.
AstronomiCOOL: HEY!
Me: but seriously, thanks for wishing the best. same goes for you & tweek.
I do hope tweek and Craig stay together. Their perfect for each other. We can only hope.
Oh shit the bell just rung. I'll have to steal Tolkien's notes again. I can't fail algebra again.
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~Kenny's Pov~
I walked to my second hour, photography, with sweat glistening off my forehead from PE.
Don't get me wrong I love PE. I just don't want it to be my FIRST HOUR OF THE DAY.
I'd like to say I'm a pretty active person. So I go all out with PE.
Clyde is always trying to get me to join football but I'm like no way dude. That's to much pressure. God now I sound like Tweak the twink. That was mean. Sorry Tweak the Tweeker. Oh no that was worse. Brain stop.
With that last thought I get to photography and head toward my table with Clyde, he's the only one in my photography class.
"Hey dude why is everyone whispering? What's the gossip this time?" I ask.
"Dude do you really not know?!" Clyde responds.
"Know what?"
"Bro, they explained this in first hour" Clyde continues.
"My first hour is PE" I deadpan.
"Oh yeah, we'll Mr.Garrisons president again- "
"Oh this is gonna be fucking hilarious" I interrupt. "I bet a pencil sharpener is smarter than Mr.Garrison"
"I know right?! His campaign slogan was literally 'Fuck 'em all to death'" Clyde agrees. "But anyway this time he's having the government make it so there is a red string connecting soulmates that only they can see."
I laugh, "What shit is he on. That only happens in fanfics."
"OMG Craig said that too!"
"Craig reads fanfics?!" I exclaim.
We both laugh. His laugh is so cute. How his face gets all pink, and he smiled all wide. Wait wtf- I don't like Clyde. This is gay.
This whole idea is gay. We I mean Mr.Garrison is gay so that tracks I guess. But I mean I guess I could find someone.
We can hope.
Ah shit I left my camera at home. I'll just steal Clyde's.
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Unexpected~ A Clenny Story
Fanfic~Soulmate string au~ The government decided to make an imaginary string between soulmates that only they can see. God knows why honestly. With Mr.Garrison as president everything has gone to shit. What happens when Clyde and Bebe aren't connected...
