Crazy Days With the East Asian Family

Mario Kart

"I call going as Bowser, da-ze!" South Korea ran to the wii and grabbed his remote, clicking on the character and cart he wanted. He chose the heaviest one, which wasn't a good idea. North Korea saw this, but didn't say anything, because she was just reading. "Interesting choice." She said calmly. "Nooooorth! Play too!!!" "No." "North!" "No." "NOOOOORTH!" "FINE! If it will make you be quiet I will play one round. One." She sighed and took her remote, going and choosing toadette. "This one looks decent. Better than yours." "Hey~! Mine is cool, da-ze!" North just sighed in response to her older brother. "Which course should we go to, da-ze?" "I do not care." "Okay~!" He chose Rumble Volcano and Hyun looked a bit worried. "It's been a while since I've played this game..." She said nervously. "Itll be awesome! I like watching the CPUs fall into lava, da-ze!" "Ah. Alright." She said simply, watching the countdown.
"3, 2, 1, GO!!!!"
Both of the Korean siblings began to drive forwards, into the volcanic area. South was lagging behind because of his heavy character and his heavy car. He slipped on a banana and fell into the lava. He growled a bit, "Ugh! How do you use this stupid turtle, da-ze?!" He whined. North was already ahead of him. The character she had chosen wasn't nearly as heavy as his so she was going smoothly. "Wow. I am first place." "Hey! I'm 8th!" South Korea got a cube and smirked when it gave him a blue shell. He clicked on it and off it went. Off to Hyun. XD "What was that?" North asked calmly, finishing her second lap already.
BOOM!
Norths character was stunned, and so was she. "W-what was that!? South Korea!!!" She said angrily, nudging her brother with a scowl. Young Soo was just laughing at her. "It's a blue shell da-ze!" "How do I get one?" "You go into a cube!" Hyun did as she was told and got a bullet. She clicked on it and went rocketing forward in an automatic bullet. Unfortunately, she bumped into Yong Soo and he fell into the lava. Again. "Heyyyyy!" South whined. Hyun just laughed at him. "That is what you deserve!"
They were at the finish line. Hyun got 3rd (Koopa got first and the other Toad got second), and Yong Soo got 8th because he was really slow and he kept falling. "What?! I demand a rematch, da-ze!" " 아니[1], I have work to do. Practice this character for next time I play this." She said calmly, leaving the room. South grinned. "Yay! That means she'll play again one day, right?"

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Legend:

[1]: "No" in Korean.