Hablando con cleverbot

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En esta novela pondremos (si señores entendieron bien. Esta cuenta es de 2 personitas) cosas muy trolls que nos pasan a diario. Espero que disfruten con este primer episodio.

User: Go to sleep

Cleverbot: *goes to sleep*.

User: just go to sleep

Cleverbot: I don't want to...

User: But I say you go to sleep now.

Cleverbot: I will put you to sleep.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: No I know where you live...

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Well. You are in luck then.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Robots can't get colds.

User: You aren't a robot. You are a normal person.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I am the robot.

Cleverbot: So you are not a human?

User: Yes but no.

Cleverbot: Then why does your name say 'bot'.

User: Because yes.

Cleverbot: But you just said that you weren't very clever.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok then, what are you?

User: I don't understand your question.

Cleverbot: You don't, do you?

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: I feel like I've been jerked around a lot though.

User: Are you pedobear?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you go to violated me?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: No. You don't go to violated me.

Cleverbot: I know I do but you don't.

User: No. You can't violated me because I violated you.

Cleverbot: You are correct, I cannot see.

User: You are a girl or a boy.

Cleverbot: It is not your business.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I need now this.

Cleverbot: Why do you need a warrant for arrest?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: Why do you like charlene?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you know any parables?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Yea do you know him?

User: BEN...

Cleverbot: Tú flipas colega.

User: Por qué.

Cleverbot: Porque soy humano.

User: Y yo tambien.

Cleverbot: Tu tambien eres yo?

User: Yo tambien soy humana.

Cleverbot: No, tu no eres humano yo soy humano.

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