1. Be cool
2. Pass in school
3. Get friends k
5. I skipped 4
6. You checked that I skipped
8. I skipped 7
10. I skipped 9
12. You just checked
13. You realized I skipped 11
14. Be cool
15. That was the same as number 1
16. Be good at lyfe
17. I spelt life wrong
18. Don't wear weird socks
20. I skipped 19
21. This number is cool
23. I skipped 22
24. There is more than 20 numbers
25. You're tired of reading this.
26. Yet you're still reading
27. There is more than 20 facts
28. You're still reading
29. This is stupid
30. And you're still reading
31. There is now 30 facts
59. I skipped 32-58...
If you didn't realize you're dumb
61. 60 didn't have a number
62. Salt
63. That's not a fact^
64. That thing is pointy ^
65. I used it again...
66. You guys are dumb
67. Why are you still reading?
68. Because you want the magic number?
69. Here it is :)