yes, this is abt the recent lore stream hehehe
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< blues pov>
"CONGOCERT! CONGOCERT! CONGOCERT!" the voices were screaming so loudly, my ears stung at the noises but yk I just got back and I am just so happy to see Congo again!!
"SING THE GAY VERSION OF MASK BY DREAM-"
"what the fuck does that mean..?"
I tilted my head out of confusion and asked Congo hoping he would know what that is.
"CONGO! WHATS A GAY MASK BY DREAMS..?"
"I- uh- its- a- song?!?"
the voices wanted to show me (obviously) so demonstrated some of the lyrics...
"I SUCK HIS D!CK WITH A SMILE FOR HOURS AT A TIME-"
wait... what's a D!ck??
"Congo... what's a d!ckkk.?
"well, that's cool but- "
Congo ran away?? why?? the voices really love d!ck so it cant be a bad thing...
"WAIT SING CPR!"
the voices recommended, then decided show me what it was..
"I SAVE C0CK BY GIVING IT CPR. PUT MY MOUTH ON IT.." (you get it.)
"WAIT. CONGO, WHATS A COCK??
<CONGOS POV>
i about lost it
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH"
"BLUE OMG"
they looked so confused but i decided to show them what it was since they asked.
i walked out and pointed at the c0ck shaped statue in the sky. "thats a cock. "
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(200 words hehe)
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