i give only partial creative liberty to grindr amelia and tinder alice (my slaves helping write this receiving only half a penny per hour)
Pottuh POV:
It's all the same. All the time. Every day. I, Harry Potter, your causal (and closeted) uphill gardener sits in this wooden chair, on the wooden floor, in this rather confining wooden room. When that slaggish wanky wanker of an owl dropped that barmy letter at my doorstep and that daft cow named Hagrigde came to my house and kidnapped me from my fatarse family, I'd rather go back with those wankers if I knew how gobsmackingly boring this school was going to be. This school is home to a bunch of wankers! WANKERS!, WANKERS!, WANKERS! I SAY! I am currently sitting in my potion dark art class with my SUPER HOT teacher named Service Snape. I have a little teensy-weensy-treensy-quinecy crush on him. Shhhhhhh- don't tell anyone! LOL! He is the perfect mysterious, gothic, and dark academic professor I could have ever asked for! From chit-chat around the school, I've found that he's a vampire alpha. A vampire alpha!!!! I was just in the middle of my thought when out of the corner of my eye a blur of bleach blonde rushes past. A loud and very British voice booms into my ears like a geyser. "Heh, typical Potter, always lost in thought.." I quickly snap out of my dreamy haze and revert back to reality. Standing before me was Draco Malfoy (I call him Wang Wang). Again, the booming British voice rang out, "Oi Pottuh, have you been completely lost in the plot, eh?". His laugh is loud and authoritative. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, Wang Wang is also an alpha. He's the most powerful alpha there ever was. RAWR!!!!!!!!!
Wang Wang POV:
I am the one and only Wang Wang... I heard chit-chatter that Harry potter calls me that but can't bring myself to confront him. Okay... fine I'll say I have a little crush on Pottuh........... I like that he has a little nickname for me....... But I'll never win him over super smokin 'hot teacher Snape. I'll admit again, I have a little crush on Snape too......................... hehee. His hair is just sooooo greasy. I was so gobsmacked when I first saw it! One of my many many fantasies is draining it and drinking it all up like a Pimm! HEHEHE I'm so cheeky! So what if the age gap is 70 years. He's so gorgeous! When I suddenly caught Harry daydreaming and marched right up to him. I couldn't help but be even more gobsmacked by his immeasurable beauty. The curve of his face reflecting the fresh spring light reminded me of nothing more than a real life angel. I couldn't stop the floodgates for the massive amounts of drool that would pour out of my mouth. What a beauty..............*Sighs* He's so handsome
Harry POV:
"Huh?" My dreamy voice floats across the room like butter. I can see Draco blush. I can usually see him do that. His delicate paleskin makes it obvious when he blushes. I think thats cute. He stutters a bit when he answers. He covers his mouth with his slim, delicate hand. "Pottuh ... meet me under the bleachers at midnight.. You wont regret it....." His squeaky voice chirps. I was a bit confused. I thought. "Why would a super mega alpha like you want to meet me, a loser, under the bleachers?" I looked down at my lap. I began to blush, "Uh.. I.. Sure.." My voice trembles in confusion. as he walks away with swaying hips and a smirk. I like his booti. It's so round, plump, juicy..... I must've looked for too long because I noticed a giant wave of jealousy consuming Snape's facial expression. I sent him a sly wink and looked down. I WAS IN A LOVE TRIANGLE!!!!!!! THIS IS SO EXCITING!!! MAYBE HOGWARTS ISN'T ALL THAT BAD AFTER ALL!!!
Snape POV: I see red. I can't believe that my 2 "favorite" students are already in a relationship. I could hear their conversation from across the room with my enhanced alpha hearing. I heard Potter likes alphas... Good thing I'm one.... I'm going to join them tonight and I am going to put an end to this relationship they have......... and steal them for myself.'
