5: rotten sweet bread?!

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*being up in the middle of the night is the worst and weirdest thing that can ever happen to you. But with me.. it's a survival game*

Heizou: "How is his ass so fast asleep?.." *I question that so badly as I watch him sleep for a bit but after a bit i get up*

Scara: *all he does is flop around for air and to be comfortable*
*in the meantime as he's trying to sleep peacefully, heizou is looking for food*

Heizou: "im hungry im gonna look for that pop tart I was saving." *he looked around he found it but now how he wanted it..*

Heizou: "lord shogun forgive me for what im going to say to your damn son.. WHY THE FUCK DID HE EAT THE DAMN POP TART!" *i shout then realizing I said to at a bit to loud*

Scara: *he groans a bit and mumbles as he stays asleep*

Heizou: "Heavy ass sleeper! Can't even throw your damn trash away.." *heizou takes the empty pop tart bag and throw it away.. it was red velvet flavored to!*

Heizou: *as he throws it away he spots a sweet bread bag* "huh?.." *he steps closer to the bag and sees that it had a name.. scaras name.. but he did eat my pop tart bag that had MY name on it so oh well*

*He then opens the bag and eats its* "damn I'm not even gonna lie about this shit cause it's absolutely delicious!" *he continued to eat it till the lasts bite it tasted odd..* "hm?" *he says with a mouthful of sweetbread as he checks the exoneration date* "What?!" *he double checks*  "no way.. this thing expired back in his birthday!? January, 3rd don't even get me started on the year!" *he continues to look around at the packaging*

Heizou: "Why are you keeping a bread that went bad all the way back in 2021 it's almost 2024! Jesus this guy is gonna kill himself at some point with his disgusting food.." *I feel like throwing up now*

Heizou: *I go to check up on scars to see if he's waking up and when I tell you this man sleeps in the most horrendous positions ever* "what the heck scara.." *for being a jointed puppet he's awfully flexible. He's sleeping with his leg off the bed an arm off the bed and his other arm stretched as far as it can go same with his other leg. And then he doesn't even have his blanket on* "Jesus that's kinda cute.." *Wait.. WHAT THE HECK AM I EVEN SAYING?! I think to myself and shake it off my mind as I take the blanket off the ground and put it on him*

Scara: "mnngh.." *he makes small noises as he sleeps*

Heizou: *I put the blanket on him and he throws it off again* "you little.." *I put it back on him and he throws it off and now this is war! (Time skip) it's officially been an hour of fighting to put the damn blanket on him and I stand there staring at him* "I swear I'm going to do this forcefully your gonna freeze!" *and freeze he would I'm cold a heck, and so this time I tie him up in the blanket no I did not tie him up I just wrapped him around in the blanket* "Jesus why are you like this that I have to do this"

Scara: "heizou..." *he says talking in his own sleep it scares heizou to the death of him but then he realizes he's still asleep and wrapped in a blanket like some burrito*

Heizou: "your a little dumb and even a little crazy you know that scara?" *I say to his sleeping body* "I should probably try to head off to bed.." *I go to my bed and lie down, trying to sleep but the air and the silence is so loud to me I don't want to sleep*

(Time skip)

Heizou: *next thing I know I'm awake in. The morning it's already 6am and I didn't even realize I fell asleep..*

Scara: *he's up and struggles to get out of the blanket* "a little help here heizou? Your the one who did it anyway!" *he squirms to get out*

Heizou: *I sigh* "yeah yeah" *I then go to help him out I spin him around on the bed just to help him out and I even chuckle a bit*

Scara: "hey what part of this is funny! Huh?!" *he actually laughs a bit himself and Heizo is just laughing his ass off at this point maybe even over doing it a bit as he does this.. and after so long he is free from the blanket burrito* "you owe me for this shikion!"

Heizou: "oh yeah what do I ow you huh? A kiss?" *he jokes his little flirty jokes are always something to lighten up the mood*

Scara: "W-what No!" *he blushes in the slightest way possible trying not to show too much emotion* "you are so annoying heizou!"

Heizou: "I am not your just delicate!" *I lied I am completely annoying I'm not even saying that in an emo way*

Scara: "I swear to god you better shut up before I shove my shove my foot 12 inches up your ass!" *he practically yelled it*

Heizou: "and maybe I'd like that!" *I would not thinking of it feels odd and it would probably hurt but you gotta admit it wouldn't hurt to try*

Scara: "Jesus I hate you" *he gets up and heads to the kitchen to where heizou accompanies him* "who the hell ate my sweet bread?! HEIZOU!"

Heizou: "Hey you are my pop tart! That thing has my name on it! and besides your dumb shit is expired!" *I practically shout for the whole hallway to hear*

Scara: "God damn it heizou we're gonna get a noise violation for your loud ass! And for your information it was not expired that was a birthday gift!" *he grabs heizou's shirt collar*

Heizou: "WHO GIVES BREAD AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT!? AND WHAT TYPE OF MONSTER WAITS A WHOLE YEAR TO EAT IT!?" *he feels so confused and disgusted by the food they're fighting about*

Scara: "ME BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THE BREAD LASTING IDIOT" *heizou stares in disbelief*

Heizou: "THATS JUST PLAIN WRONG!" *I say but then I see two people in the corner of my eye it's xiao and Kazuha!*

Xiao: "can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to have my damn alone time with Kazuha and your yelling is irritating" *he's holding Kazuha in a bridal position and he has some hickys and love bites on kazuhas neck*

Kazuha: "You two can shut up a little more ya know" *he says laying his head on xiaos neck*

*Heizou and scaramouche*

Scara: *he puts a hand over heizous mouth* "yea we will"

Xiao and Kazuha: "thank you" *they both leave the room and close the door*

Heizou: "told you that you were loud-"

Scara: "oh shut up!"

———————END OF CHP 5————————–

HEYYA hope you guys aren't too mad at me for taking so long to publish this!! School has been getting a bit hard even with the fact I have after school activities and you know learning violin I appreciate the patience you've all had with me! As a young and beginner writer I'm glad I've come so far thanks to you guys! I never expected my story to get so popular! Thanks for reading I'll make a late Halloween special of both kazuxiao and heiscara!!

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