The Vamps Preferences

#152 you text the wrong boy

Bradley:
You ~ heey! Just been shopping and guess where I went!!! I went to Victoria's Secrete, so yeah, you've got a little surprise when to get home.

Him ~ errm.... cool?

You ~ you okay? I've just told you that you can have sex with me and your just saying "cool?", Like what the actual fuck!!!

Him ~ I don't think that we should ever have sex, sorry (Y/N)...

You ~ OH MY GOD! WE ARE SOOO OVER! Don't ever talk to me again jerk!

Him ~ look at who your texting love.

You ~ oh shit!!! I'm so sorry James!!! I'm so embarrassed. Just... please tell Brad to text me.

Him ~ will do love and it's fine, just look at who you text before you send it. Oh and I hope you and Bradley have fuuuun (;

You ~ will do and I don't think Brad will be doing anything with me tonight thanks to this haha.

Connor:
You ~ Connor Ball, I'm going to fucking kill you!

Him ~ why?

You ~ don't ask me why you bastard!

Him ~ seriously, why?

You ~ you let that fucking slimy rat out of his cadge and it's running wild. You know I don't like that "animal" at the best of times.

Him ~ I will be sure to tell him that he is dead for you.

You ~ ooooooh sorry, Tristan.

Him ~ no problem love.

Tristan:
You ~ your such an animal.  You left me in such a state after our little.... morning exercise. wanna have round two later.

Him ~ oh defiantly baby, looking forward to it you SEXI BEAST!

You ~ errm? Oh for fuck sake! PISS OF BRADLEY SIMPSON YOU PERV.

Him ~ how's you know it was me.

You ~ Tris doesn't call me a "SEXI BEAST"

Him ~ that's what you think.

James:
You ~ Hiya.

Him ~ hello

You ~ by the way please stop playing that Taylor Swift CD when I'm at work at night because i just had the neighbours complaining about the racket.

Him ~ think you may have got the wrong number, dear.

You ~ whoops. sorry Conn

Him ~ it's okay love. haha! No harm done.