The Salvatore Witch...

I was currently lying on my bed counting the utensils on my ceiling.

Yes I know what your all thinking, and yes I am insane, certifiably so, seriously though I only escaped the loony bin last year.

I know what your all thinking why are there utensils on your ceiling? Superman put them there. No really? I got bored one day and put them up there because it amused me immensely.

No I am not mental. Just insane is all.

Now on to your next question, how are the utensils on the ceiling? Not bubble gum or glue of nay sorts I assure you, nope something far more boring, something that everyone has. Air.

Now that in its self is no problem, all you need is a healthy supply of pixie dust, no kidding... I'm a witch...

Told you I was crazy... well this time I wasn't kidding, I really am a witch... back to the point... I was currently counting all of the spoons on my ceiling, there were no knives on the ceiling, why? Because I didn't see the point in knives, hehe I made a funny... any who... forks and spoons are more dangerous... well I think so any way.

I walked into the main room of the pent house I was staying at when it struck me...

I decided to call that all too familiar number "Damon, do elephants actually paint their toe nails?" I asked

"Uhm... how to respond to that..." he mumbled "Nope not going to" what I would have given to see his facial expressions "long time... Er.... no talk?" he sighed "I don't suppose we'll be getting a visit from the tooth fairy soon?"

"Nope, not unless somebody finally tore out your k9's" oh I should do that "any who... before the remainder of my sanity's leaves me... back to the point... do elephants paint their toenails?"

"Damon please don't encourage her!" another voice yelled in the back round

"Nice to see you too Stefan!" I hollered back

"PEOPLE PUH-LESE I have eardrums here!" Damon mumbled

"Back to the point Damon. Elephants. Nail polish?"

"Ahh... bye now" he said ending the call

I frowned, Y'know when you get that stupid urge to do something? Let's just say I have the sudden or not so sudden urge to visit my home town of little old Mystic Falls... not enough trouble to cause here.

*DAMON SALVATORE*

"Damn it!" I yelled crushing my phone

"I told you not to encourage her!" Came Stefan's helpful reply

"Shut up Stefan before I tear your heart out and paint it rainbows"

I frowned.

"Looks like she's rubbed off on you" Stefan said coming into view with a packet of ice blocks

We have ice blocks? Oh sweet mother of pineapples

"Great, now I'm thinking like her too, thanks a lot Stefan" I mumbled

We weren't even that good a friends, heck when you try to kill someone they tend to hate you for a while... maybe for eternity?

"Done there having a silent argument with yourself?" Stefan asked offering me an ice block

"No, I just don't get it, why doesn't she hate me Stef? I mean I did try to kill her more than once?" I mumbled barely loud enough for Stefan to hear

He rolled his eyes "Damon, she doesn't have it in her to hate anyone, even you, yes I know she can be a pain, yes she is weird, but considering we haven't killed each other yet, or even threatened to in the last three minutes, id say it'd be good to have her home again" he said pointedly