detective (y/n) (l/n) was recently transferred to the 99th precinct in brooklyn from his home town in kentucky. he is know as officer violent dew to him always beating his perps. as he puts it " stomp out the little sins so they can spread and grow"...
my shift starts in 4 hours so I decided to play some call of duty black ops 2 on my X box 360
After a few games I realised one person I was absolutely wrecking was jake
jake" DAME YOU SHOTGUN KING 420!!!"
After the game I just turned off the X box and got ready for work. I gotta say I'm liking this new apartment. it even came with a free big mouth billy bass
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(change my mind this things are fun)
*timeskip*
vulture" you how much you bench seriously?"
for fuck sake why is he here?
(y/n)" cracked knee. Good to see you"
I call him cracked knee because I hit him in the leg with my crowbar
vulture" oh if it isn't mr I take things to far"
(y/n)" at least I dont look like a Harry Potter reject"
vulture" do us both a favour and powder that white ass of yours"
he tried to slap my ass but I pulled my crowbar out
(y/n)" go ahead. make my day"
vulture" thats kinda gay"
(y/n)" whats wrong with being gay. ate you homoeopathic?"
vulture" WHAT no"
(y/n)" so do us both a favour.and shut that whole in your ugly face because your wasting oxygen"
he didn't have a come back so I just walked off
gina" ay (y/n) can we talk?"
(y/n)" gina for the last time I dont dance. drunk (y/n) dance's but he's also prone to randomly shooting things"
gina" ok first I would love to see that but second off the captain wants you to a company me him and Terry to a private gun range to try and get him recertified. with out him knowing so"
(y/n)" ok ok I think I can make him tick"
*timeskip*
terry hasn't fired a single shot so Gina's strategy is to annoy him into shooting whist the captain is trying to get him to shot his shoots strategically
captain" so my stance feels right but I'm not hitting center"
(y/n)" dont even try get results from him captain l. he's not even the Bumpstead gun in the 99 anymore"
terry looked at me
terry" what is that suppose to mean?"
(y/n)" simple your to much of a coward to fire a gun because you shot a manikin. that's just sad"
