a perfect coincidence ∞ lando norris

f i f t y

get Marcus to watch Gossip Girl ™

Mark
london bridge has fallen down.
i repeat london bridge has fallen down.

Lina
couple years late to that one mate

Quinn
huh

Mark
i slipped
in the shower 😞
tried to grab the water to break my fall and everything

Lina
THAT IS WHAT THE NOISE WAS
i thought that was like a bird flying into a window or something

Lina changed 'Mark' to 'London Bridge'

London Bridge
OH
it's like that okay!
when is your boyfriend going to move onto his next friend group?
whose next in his hit list?
Cecilia?

Cecilia
WHY ME???
WTF

Tessticales
marcus leave her out of it
her and lando are to busy cuddling on the sofa

London Bridge
right okay sorry
Tessa is next*

Lina
why would you bring charles into this

Quinn
WE DIDNT EVEN GET A DENIAL
NOT ONE OUNCE OR TRACE OF THE WORD NO

Lina
WHAT WOULD I DENY???

Tessticales
she didn't even notice it
that's a sign

Lina
for what
WAIT
we aren't dating

London Bridge
ur nose is getting longer

London Bridge changed 'Lina' to 'Long ass nose guy'

Long ass nose guy
do you mean Pinocchio

London Bridge
no
i put what i meant

Quinn
he meant Pinocchio

London Bridge 
aren't you meant to be asleep
yknow cause you are so so tired

Quinn
aren't you meant to know how to spell
plus i'm very very ultra busy doing not important totally not weird things

London Bridge
who knows how to spell that word
NO
ONE
i know it and you know it

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