SML Movie: Five Nights At Freddy's!

Junior: So, guys! What do you wanna do today?

Cody: So, guys! What do you wanna do today? So, guys! What do you wanna do today? That's what you sound like.

Joseph: Damn, dude. Who pissed in your oatmeal?

Junior: He's just mad I beat him in football.

Cody: No, I'm just mad you hit me in the eye with the damn ball!

Penelope: Hey, guys!

Junior: Oh, hey, Pen! Wait, how'd you get in my house?

Penelope: Your front door was wide open. But anyways, do you guys notice something different about me?

Joseph: Not really.

Junior: Yeah, me either.

Cody: New haircut?

Junior: She's a girl, Cody.

Cody: Girls can get haircuts, too.

Junior: Yeah, but only if they're gay.

Cody: She is gay.

Junior: But not that gay.

Penelope: Guys! 

Junior: Well, there's nothing different about you! Nothing that I can notice anyways.

Penelope: Look at what I'm wearing.

(What follows is 5 second moment of silence as Junior slowly looks Penelope up and down.)

Junior: OH! You're dressed as a policeman! Or a policewoman!

Penelope: No, Junior. I got a job as a security guard at an old abandoned pizza place.

Cody: If it's abandoned, why do they need a security guard.

Penelope: Cause for some reason, they didn't empty out the cash register before they closed down, so now they're worried that someone's gonna break in and steal all their cash. 

Cody: How'd you get the job?

Penelope: My dad got it for me!

Junior: Cody, could you leave really quick so Penelope's dad could come into this scene?

Cody: Okay.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, kids!

Penelope: Dad, tell them about the job you got me!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, that. Well, there's this old pizza place called "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria" and it's been abandoned for 35 years, but there's still money there so they said they were hiring, but I have too many jobs so I asked if they hired minors, they said yes and now Penelope is a security guard! She's my little officer! *ruffles her hair*

Penelope: Yep!

Junior: Hey, can we be security guards too?

Joseph: Yeah!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, we need as much help as we can get. Sure, why not? But, there are no other uniforms. But if you don't mind working in your normal clothes.

Joseph: We don't mind.

Brooklyn Guy: All right, you're hired! Now, I'm gonna go and hopefully stop some people from dying...of hunger. I'm on  pizza duty now, but I want to sound like I'm on doctor duty. Anyways, see ya tomarrow.

Penelope: Wow, guys! You get to come to work with me!

Cody: Hey, guys. Can I come back, now?

Junior: Oh, yeah, sure.