Quackbur Oneshotssss

The MILF (Monster I Love To Fuck)

This is the Halloween special! >:] (yes I'm a few days late, shut up <3)

I would have actually done this on Halloween, but I had literally no time to do it :,] I had late classes, and then had to be at the haunted house before 4 PM so I could get ready. I was handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters, and then had to rush to get ready for the actual scaring, and then around 8:30 (half-way through the scaring part) I realized that I should have done a Halloween special... I panickingly wrote it into my reminders without people coming by. (idk how, as i had gloves on, which i could not remove due to other layers) 

And for those who are curious, the costume is up there ^ :](picture taken courtesy of one of my managers :]) 

Nearly the entire costume was DYI, I bought socks and fingerless gloves with stripes, my mom sewed the buttons on the shirt, I had a ski mask, and I painted the actual mask myself. I had kinda thick satin gloves, topped by the striped arm warmers, and then on top of that, articulated fingers. (Only wore 3 to be accurate to the design :3)So, yes. Halloween was busy for me... that's why I'm a bit late. :,]ANYWAYS!! Vampire Wilbur and vampire hunter Quackity... let's get on with it!

'Man, humans are stupider than I thought.' Wilbur sighed with relief, smiling as he continued to be dragged around by Fundy. 'We've been out here since 7 and we still haven't been caught. I've got some good fucking excuses.' He chuckled to himself. "Okay, Fundy. Last neighborhood, alright? I don't want us getting into any trouble with the hunters, alright?"
Fundy looked back, then up at his father with a pout. "Mmmm... fine!"
Wilbur smiled more, "Thank you~" He pat his head. "Besides, you're bucket's almost full. I don't think you've got room for much more candy."
"My belly's got plenty of room though!" Fundy smiled, quickly dragging Wilbur to the nearest house.
Wilbur chuckled, shaking his head. "I can't argue with that."

They went by a few more houses before they had caught somebody's eye. That somebody was Quackity, an infamous vampire hunter, known mostly for his brutal work, his scarred face, his missing eye, and more importantly, his giant axe. He always carried it on him, carrying it with his usual scowl and growly attitude. He remained hidden in the shadows, not wanting to scare all the children, except for the few that were more fascinated by him than anything. He didn't mind hiding away, after all, it allowed him to watch for vampires more easily, as there were no distractions.
Quackity was just scanning the land as he had been doing all evening, nothing seemed odd or suspicious until he saw a familiar face. He growled lowly as he stood up straight, one hand on his axe as he emerged from the shadows. He followed the small family, only getting closer once they were on the sidewalk.

Quackity approached from behind, using his free hand to tap on Wilbur's shoulder.
Wilbur perked up at the touch, he calmly stopped in his path, turning around and instantly recognizing the angry scowl of a very familiar vampire hunter. Wilbur smiled, "Why, hello again, darling...~" He purred, "I love your costume~"
"Oh, cut the shit, Soot." Quackity rolled his eye, "You need to get the hell out of here, I don't feel like traumatizing a shit ton of little kids... and speaking of little kids," He sighed, kneeling down in front of Fundy, "Where are your parents, sweetie? Did this stranger take you away from them?"
Fundy gently blinked, smiling and shaking his head. "My papa's right here!" He gently tugged on Wilbur's hand.

Quackity glanced up at Wilbur with a glare, Wilbur returning his gaze with a smug expression. Quackity glared more, "Is that the truth?" He questioned as he looked back at the small child.
Fundy nodded, "Yes!"
Quackity hummed, standing up straight. "You never told me, Soot." He raised an eyebrow.
"You are a vampire hunter, after all, darling," Wilbur smiled politely.
Quackity glared at him, "Can you quit with the damn pet names? How many fucking times do I need to ask?"
"Oh, I'm sorry... I thought you enjoyed them, ducky~" Wilbur cooed, smirking a little as he leaned in slightly.