"Operation sXj" || Jizzie

3: science spy

joel >:[ & babe <3

joel >:[
good morning lizzie

babe <3
we're both in class what are you doing??

joel >:[
texting you, its obviously more important than chemistry

babe <3
you're going to fail

you better not blame it on me

joel >:[
contrary to whatever nonsense grian's been spewing to your little tea party group

im actually quite smart, trust me lizzie! ill be finee i know melendiv i'll be fine

babe <3
do you mean mendeleev?

joel >:[
potato potato, same thingg

anyway i was wondering what i should do because the teacher put the asswipe with jimmy

babe <3
don't call Scott that. don't you ever call him that again.

joel >:[
but he is

babe <3
no he isn't.

joel >:[
yeah yeah if he isnt you wouldnt have known it was him

babe <3
who else would you call an 'asswipe'

joel >:[
joey, martyn, fwhip, maybe even jimmy

so anything i should do? jimmys going to cry

babe <3
observe

joel >:[
do some people watching? thats totally not creepy

babe <3
just be annoying or whatever, ill see what scott says afterwards

observe and see where we need to go from there

joel >:[
i cant believe im doing this

babe <3
do ur job ur always annoying anyway

joel >:[
WOW WELL IM NOT GETTING PAID FOR THIS

bye bye im unfortunately paired with Etho

babe <3
ethos popular isnt he

hello??

damn you really left me on sent.
sent at 1:03pm

babe <3
i reckon ur task was not very successful if scott ranted to me about you (of which, he did)

joel >:[
it went alright i think

he wasn't as mean as i remember, maybe he's trying to impress jimmy

babe <3
nah he was trying to not hurt your feelings cuz he just found out you lost ur emotional support boyfriend

joel >:[
eXCUSE ME??

ignoring that—i got like nothing mate

they just talked like normal humans and then ETHO DRAGGED ME AWAY TO "FINISH THE LAB SO WE BOTH DONT FAIL"

babe <3
poor etho

joel >:[
stupid etho doesnt understand how important my spy-work is

for some reason jimmy seemed keen on discussing pufferfish and frogs but bc hes not very smart he couldnt say much 😭

babe <3
i guess we just gotta push them a bit more. see if you can get jimmy to not bring lunch tmr? scott's planning on surprise-buying him a coffee and lunch

joel >:[
jimmy loves his lightning mcqueen lunch box wdym 'not bring lunch'

yknow what i wont bring lunch and ill just eat his

babe <3
you'd do that?

i heard his lunch is flavourless

joel >:[
if it gets him to stop moping around, jimmy's plain ass scones and unwashed blueberries wont be the death of me

babe <3
thanks ill tell scott he owes you one

joel >:[
try asking if he would be willing to buy me coffee

babe <3
why? you need it?

joel >:[
ofc i do how else will i make it thru the school day

its practically the only reason ive gotten this far in life without dropping dead on a random tuesday

babe <3
if you report back to me i'll buy you one tmr

joel >:[
HELL YEAH LETS GO I LOVE YOU SM

babe <3
don't push my generosity

joel >:[
alright babe ily though

ur the best sausage could never

babe <3
he never bought you coffee?

joel >:[
no he has im just saying sausage could never be this hot when offering me coffee 😉

babe <3
you suck

joel >:[
sure babe
read at 7:26pm