Heartbreak (on hold)

As I sat down on the couch stuffing ice cream in my mouth, tears staining as they slid down my cheeks and Taylor swift songs playing on the radio, I couldn't help but feel lonely and stupid. This was obviously the worst break up ever, let alone the most embarrassing one ever. Don't ask me what happened 'cause honestly at this moment I am to much at a fragile state to bring up 'him'.

The front door slammed making me jump and almost spill ice cream all over my brand new purple dress. Not that I cared if anything happened to this stupid ugly dress, that brought back to many unwanted memories. Its just means that I would  have to go upstairs and change, but that's just...so far away. Yes I'm am lazy, but don't judge me, I've had a pretty rough day.

"Wazzup my peeps!" Kristen Shouted as she plopped down next to me on the couch. "I'm not in the mood for your energized self' I stated stuffing ice cream in my mouth. "And I'm not in the mood for you selfish behavior!" Kristen said taking away my ice cream. "Hey!" I said trying to get my ice cream back. "Give it back' I whined as I jumped up and down trying to reach it. Wow I hadn't realised how much taller Kristen was until now. Now I feel much shorter. "Sit" Kristen demanded and I listened not wanting to stall her giving me back my joyous ice cream. Its slowley melting, and the longer I disobey her the longer she will take to give me back my ice cream.

"You need to stop moping around here eating ice cream and listening to Taylor Swift songs feeling all sad for yourself. Just because-" Kristen said but I cut her off. "Don't say it" I tried to stop her but she just continued anyway.

"Just because Leonard dumped you in front of the entire school with a  well put together power point, An awesomely composed breakup song, and a choreographed dance to match the song, dont forget about that giant poster. Wasn't that thing beautiful? It was so big with glitter, it most certainly made you get the point" Kristen stated not making things any better.

One thing about Kristen that is both lovable and makes you wanna inflict pain upon her face with a nice hard slap, Is that she is beyond honest. Which makes bad hair days the worst for me because she wont hide the fact that your hair looks like a bird decided to make a nest on your head. She will comment on it all day, and even ask strangers on the street their opinion

"You don't have to be so blunt" I said as I stuffed my face into one of the pillows crying my eyes out. 

"wasn't this in the power point?" A voice said and I looked up. There standing right next to  Kristen stood my bestfriend George. "What was in the Power Point" I asked sniffing. " I was saying that didnt Leonard put '# 34 reason why I'm dumping you, is because you cry to much?" George said and I started to cry again.

 "Yup! Wasn't that slide show just amazing?" Kristen asked looking up at George. "I don't know about all that, but that song was awesome. Who knew a break up song could be so touching?" George said."Kristen, remind me to  get the lyrics to that song from Leo. I wonder if he wrote that himself" George stated sitting down on the couch opposite me and Kristen. " I believed he did, he is so creative. Why did you to break up again?' Kristen asked me. I sighed, my friends were awesome. But I wish that they would act  normal sometimes.

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I was laying on my bed with my Perry - my stuffed animal-  watching  the movie that Kristen brought for me to watch since I was going through a breakup. Th movie was called, "He's Just Not In To You". Why she would buy me this movie to watch after  such a gruesome breakup I don't know. Probabll because Kristen was never broken up with, she always breaks up with the person because she is afraid of heartbreak. Which I have had to much lately, starting with my favorite show 'Psych' not being recorded, then my favorite sweater shrinking then this the horrible breakup. Its like I live in a world where all of the bad things only happen to me.

I could feel the tears getting ready to escape my eyes as I thought about how I missed like the best episode of Psych ever! So Ive heard from Kristen. And I cant even look it up on demand because it came out a few days ago and they wait like 2 weeks before putting the episode on demand.

I stuffed a handful of popcorn into my mouth and chewed with my mouth open hoping the crunch would be louder than my thoughts.

I soon started to sob as  I continued stuffing popcorn in my mouth as I thought about all of the current down points in my life.

*  I missed the best episode of my favorite tv show

* Shrunk my favorite Mrs. PAC-MAN sweater

*Got dumped in front of the school with a well put together Powerpoint and other stuff

                And lastly I just got a text message from Kristen saying the worst thing a best friend can say to another who has just had there heart broken into a million pieces and shoved under the rug while people conga line over and over on your broken heart.

From:  Krazy Kristen :)

   I think I'm in Love!!