*jakes pov*
GRRRR HOW COULD THAT LITTLE TRASHY HOE STEAL MY WAIFU UWUWU UWUWOWOWWO I HATE BRITSHARTY IM GONNA GET Y/N BACK GRRRRR AND TELL HER THAT DADDY IS MAD RRGRGRG GROWLS, I PROCEED TO WALK TO MY LOCKERS AND I LOOKED AT Y/N SHE LOOKED SO BEUTIFUL AND HOT AND I WANTED TO IMPREGNATE HER BUT UNFOURNTLY MY DICK IS 1 NANO METER LONG AND IM EMO GRRRRRRRR ANYWAYS I OPENED MY LOCCKER AND I PULLED AN AK-47 AND PROCCEEDED TO SHOOT BRITSHARTY TO DEATH BECAUSE IM AN ALPHA UWU BOY GRRRRRRRR MEOWWW BUMBLEBEE NOISES AND Y/N SCREAMED "OUSHCCEIIH WHY WOULD DO THAT TO MYWIFEEE" SHE SOBBED WITH HER TEAR DUCTS AND I REALISED "OMG UR GAY?!?!?!??!?/! I NEVER I THOGUTH U WERE STRAIGHT ANYWAYS UR NOW RAWERRRRR BBGG LETS MATE PASSIONATELY" I SAID WITH MY ANGY UWU ALPHA BAD BOY MOUTH AS I GRABBED Y/N AS SHE SCREAMING TO ME "WAIT NO DADDY NOOOOOOO" THE END
