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the romeo to your juliet - mariacicle

As usual slimesicle and mariana were arguing over the SMALLEST things, 

"¡NO PUEDO CREER QUE AÚN NO HAYAS PREPARADO LA CENA!" mariana yelled ( you havent even made dinner yet)

"I CANT FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU BITCH OF A WIFE!!" slimesicle yelled back, 

"EY! DONT CALL ME A BITCH PERRA PENDEJO! YOU HAVENT DONE SHIT COMING HOME," (stupid asshole)

"OH REALLY? WHAT COULD OF I DONE, HUH? I JUST GOT HOME FROM MY JOB THATS HELPING US SURVIVE,"

the room went awkwardly silent for a bit,

slimesicle refused to even look at mariana while mariana was just looking down.

"im gonna go." slimecicle said

"yeah.. está bien" (alright)

as slimesicle went outside for a walk just to calm himself down. this happened every time he came home, he couldnt even be greeted by his own wife, slimesicle decided to go sit down near a sandy river,  slimesicle thought to himself 'what do i see in mariana? hes cruel, sly .. and the reason our daughter died, slimesicle paused his thoughts and took a big gulp, he looks up at the starry sky as a tear drops down his eye.

"juanaflippa.. i havent forgotten about you, i miss you every day. not a day goes by that i dont think about you.." slimesicle wanted to continue but another tear came down his eye.

'why do i keep on going back to mariana? ive divorced him multiple times yet i always find a way back to him, is it me? is it him? is it his sexy ass looks?'  (LMAOO SORRY)

slimesicle sighed 

slimesicle picked up his phone and called quackity

it gave a few rings before quackity picked up

"hey alex.."

"hey man whatsup? you alright you never call me alex?"

"yeah well, me and mariana had an argument earlier."

"oh shit, are you okay"

"im not feeling the best at the moment"

"well if you want you could come over, we could have a couple of drinks and talk about everything"

"sure i would like that"

"hey, im glad u called me im always here for you, be here in like 5 mins i need to clean the place up" he chuckled

i chuckled back too

"thanks alot alex." i end the call and start walking to quackitys place.

(quackity pov)

slimesicle had just called me and  he had just had an argument with mariana, i said he could come over and we could have a few drinks,

i opened the alcohol cabinet and grabbed a few wines and vodkas, i placed them onto the kitchen table which had a few empty plates i needed to remove, then after i removed the plates and it looked clean for once,

as i grabbed the glasses and placed them onto the table i heard a knock on the door,

i went ahead and opened it just to see slimesicle 

"hey man come on in" i said

he just nodded

i bring him over to the kitchen and we both take a seat,

i grab a glass and i grab some wine and start pouring

"i just. i hate when we argue, i love him i think? but he killed my daughter quackity. he doesnt do shit everytime i come home he excepts me to do shit? i just. i hate it" slimesicle ranted out.