Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Wario's Sister! Reader [Awkward]

A/n: I'm not fully back but I just wanted to post this because I finished it. This was requested by an Anon on my tumblr. I'm posting more on AO3 now too. It's unrelated to this stuff but it's still good.

"How's my favourite sister?" Wario asks as he enters (Y/n)'s house.

"I'm your only sister," (Y/n) says as she closes the door behind her brother.

"Right. But that doesn't mean you can't be my favourite," Wario grabs (Y/n) in a noogie and she giggles.

"H-Hey I just got my hair done!" (Y/n) wiggles out of Wario's strong arms and fixes her hair.

Wario simply laughs at her.

"So, what brings you here to my humble abode?" (Y/n) asks.

"Can't a guy visit his sister?" Wario grins.

"Is there a reason in particular for your arrival?" (Y/n) walks over to the living room and sits down in her chair, Wario sits in his own chair.

"It's about my best friend Waluigi," Wario says.

(Y/n) can't help but blush a little at the mention of Waluigi's name. "What about him?"

Wario narrows his eyes at her. "He's dating someone. Someone who fits your description exactly."

"There are lots of (your height), (eye coloured), (skin coloured), (hair coloured) girls around..." (Y/n) giggles awkwardly.

Wario narrows his eyes further and leans forward in his chair, "Sis."

(Y/n) blushes harder and rubs the back of her neck.

"Fine... I'm dating him," (Y/n) says.

"I know but it's weird. Do you know how weird it is to know that your sister is dating your best friend?" Wario slumps in the chair, "You two are bad enough on your own."

"Hey!" (Y/n) huffs.

"I don't know what's worse. You dating the weirdest and most emotionally unstable person alive or my best friend dating the weirdest and most emotionally unstable person alive," Wario says.

(Y/n) gasps and puts a hand on her heart in offence. "Wow. Just wow."

Wario sighs, "Either you balance each other out. Or you get into worse arguments with each other than I ever could."

"Uhm... Both," (Y/n) says.

Wario gives her a look of confusion. Wario's phone goes off and he picks it up. "What?"

"Hey bro." Waluigi's voice greets from the other end of the call.

Wario looks up at (Y/n), "What's up?"

"Uhm... Why is your Cadillac parked at the front of my girlfriend's house?"

Both Wario and (Y/n) look out the window to see Waluigi standing on the other side of the road on his phone.

"Get in here," Wario hangs up the phone and he watches with a grumpy expression as Waluigi stares at his phone with wide eyes. Waluigi then runs across the road and knocks on the door.

"Come in," (Y/n) says.

Waluigi opens the door and he enters the living room, "What's going on?"

Wario huffs and narrows his eyes at Waluigi.

"What did I do?" Waluigi starts to sound a little panicked.

"You're dating my sister," Wario states.

Waluigi's eyes widen as he looks between (Y/n) and Wario. "What? Huh... Hang on..." Waluigi holds his head in his hands, "Gimme a minute."

(Y/n) crosses her legs and stares up at the confused form of her boyfriend.

After a solid minute of standing there like a lamp Waluigi finally looks up at the two. "Since when have you had a sister?" Waluigi looks at Wario, "When were you going to tell me?!" Waluigi stamps his foot on the ground, "Do I not deserve to know this kind of information?!"

"Calm your tits Waluigi," Wario says.

Waluigi stops throwing a tantrum and he glares at Wario. "She got all the pretty genes," Waluigi says proudly.

Wario stands up with a growl, "Shut up."

"Boys. Both of you calm down," (Y/n) stands up between them.

Waluigi and Wario look at her with a fearful expression. "Sorry (Y/n)."