Just a compilation of random, sporadic short Jikook stories because I have no time for a proper story, but I still want to write. I also sometimes don't have the mental capacity for a full story. Anyway...just a bunch of cute, fluffy, sometimes sm...
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Jimin had spent his life dedicated to Egyptian history and archeology. Something in him had always been called to make his way into the deepest, most desolate parts of the desert and find the secrets hidden there. So many times, he'd done just that, but had always failed to find the history of the Prince of the Desert and his Oracle.
He had high hopes this time, though, because he'd finally found a guide who'd been to the Prince and the Oracle's pyramid tomb. Jeon Jungkook was a ruffian opportunist at best and a drunken lout at worst, but he was the best hope Jimin had of finding the tomb. So he'd hired the man and set out into the desert.
"I don't think you're going to find anything worth finding here except cobwebs and scorpions," Jungkook complained as he used his torch to scare off a particularly large, black scorpion.
"Shhh," Jimin shushed him, brushing more sand from a large wall of heiroglyphs before tapping the end onto his fat bottom lip and mumbling more to himself than anything, "there's something weird going on."
Jungkook groaned and looked at the symbols carved meticulously into the fragile stone, "Might be the creepy mummified dude."
"Please stop talking. I'm trying to think," Jimin whined. He glanced over the two sarcophagi at the base of the wall he was examining. "I think I understand part of it, but some things don't make any sense."
"Well, what does it say?" Jungkook asked with a smirk before planting himself atop the nearest sarcophagus.
Jimin rolled his eyes and bent to read the glyphs by Jungkook's knees. "Here lies the Prince of the Desert. He who loved more fiercely than any has loved before him and will return to the world once more to reunite with his beloved."
Rolling his eyes again, Jimin moved to the other sarcophagus with a heavy sigh. "Here lies the Oracle of the Prince. The seer who was the object of the Prince's greatest and deepest affections. He shall return to his prince and break the shadow of the curse that he had foretold."
"Okay so...two gay dead dudes. I feel seen," Jungkook chuckled, flicking his wrist for emphasis. "Was the curse how much they liked dicks? Because same."
