Helluva Mate

10

Spring Broken

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"I love this song!" Blitzø exclaimed as he turned up the music on the vans radio "You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!"

Ebony couldn't help but laugh at his poor attempt at singing the lyrics to Mustang Dong, sitting in the middle seat in the front, next to her mate, Loona sitting next to the door, mildly annoyed at Blitzø's singing. Moxxie was covering his non-existent ears, Millie rolling down her window, sticking her head out with a smile as Blitzø placed a hand on Ebony's thigh,

♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… ♫

Blitzø turned the van into an old crowded parking lot,

♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

Before the van could make it into the only available space, a pink car pulled into it, cutting them off completely,

"Oh, shit!" Blitzø exclaimed "fu --"

He removed his hand from Ebony's thigh as he slammed on the brakes, both hands now on the steering wheel as the van skidded to a stop. Ebony let out a low breath, moving some of her hair away from her face as Blitzø glanced at the pink car's license plate, which read sucks-4-life.

"Oh, you suck for life, do ya?!" Blitzø asked, pulling out a megaphone as he crawled over Ebony's and Loona's lap, sticking his head out the window "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger stepped out of her front car seat with high heels, Ebony doing her best to look over his horns in order to see who he had been yelling at.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!" Blitzø said as he lowered the megaphone

Verosika Mayday is a succubus demon and a famous pop star in both Hell and in the living world. She's tall with hot pink skin and an hourglass figure, with a long spade-shaped barbed tail with a black tip and two black-tipped horns on her head with a black star on each side, the right horn being slightly bigger than the left, her white with pink undertone hair falling to her knees. Verosika blew a bubble out of the pink bubblegum she had been chewing on, letting it pop on its own,

"Blitz-o." She stated

"I should have known you’d be here." he replied, glaring at her "I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is . ." falling from the window of the van, faceplanting onto the ground before getting back up ". . three Rings down!"

"And I should have known you’d be here when I heard the Amber Alerts." She shot back

"Oh, yeah?" He asked "I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you’re still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"

"They let me out because I’m still famous." dramatically flipping her long hair back "And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." taking a drink from her flask, wiping her mouth with her thumb "so, your sister says “Hi”."

"Why are you parkin' here?" angrily walking to her "This is the only parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

"Actually, prick," she smirked "it has my name on it."

Verosika pointed down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet, and where I.M.P is crossed out on the ground,

"I’m doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building . ." she added "And they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."