1. ding dong ditch (you cut their body into pieces and throw it in a ditch classically if its a boy if ykyk)
2. you pull a fuckin dennis nilsen and hide them under your floor boards
3. you bury them in a 6 foot hole but when your about halfway put a corpse of an animal above them so when the cops go looking for them and the dogs find something they will find the animal and think yk its just the animal
4.burn them
5.cover them in wet cement and wait for it to dry and boom they are gone
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how to hide a body
Korkuscrew it i said i wasnt gonna update how to kill someone but here we are
