barks. i could hear them all around me as i sat calmly looking down at the sky. this was finally the day. the day i had been hoping for. i had saved up enough money for a chien, (pardon my french). i buzzed in excoitement. i had been saving just enoughmoney to get an adorable little pug. i quickly set for the dog shelter 'Bitches In Need'. It was a shelter dedicated to the care and doption of female ogs, as they had been historically killed or abandoned because they werent as fast as male ones.
When I reached the shelter, i could hear the shrill 'ittle barks of a veyr annoying dog. i guessed; a poodle, a siamses? I knelt down immediately to look - my knees were not what they used to be before retirement.
a grubby little boy squat down in the position of a dog letting out high pitched yowls. he looked around my age, but obviously with stronger 'megan thee stallion' knees. (pardon my french)
he looked up at me and immediately stopped. he got up and shook my hand. it was very sticky.
'hi. my name is cecil, but my friends call me candy cuh'
'oh' i replied. i didnt ask for his name, so i wasnt sure why he had told it. on closer insoection though, he was so fine i began to squat. my knees were weak again.
'are u ok' he said, still in doog modde.
'yeah.. i think i need help though. i mean, i came here to look at a dog, and instead i find you. i mean im not complining, youre really--' i stopped mysed=lf quickly.
;relaly what?' he grinned. his teeth were covered in cages. on closer inpsection i realised they were braces.
'noithing. im jjst looking for adog'
'i can be your dog'
i was immediately take n aback. i ws not into whatevr freaky things he did at night.
'no i didnt mean' he said looking at my shcoked and shooken and shaken face.' i meant. you could take me home and we could be friends. its better than a dog, im free of charge'
i sighed. he was pretty cute so i decided to do it.
that was the night my cat Giddy went missing.
