Borderlands 3 Movie Theatre HILARIOUS

BL3 Movie Theatre HILARIOUS

Zane and everyone else sat down in the Regal Movie Theatre on Pandora, to watch a movie called, 'The Subordinate'.

"Does this movie have War in it?" Moze asked. "I don't know" Zane said.

"Oh, I've seen this movie a thousand times already, the guy dies in the end" Tyreen said. Amara just looked at her and threw her hands up. Troy coughed and cleared his throat. "Movie ruiner" he said.

"Zane, can you watch the entire movie and then tell me? If it doesn't have War in it, I'm going to sleep" Moze said. "Why would you go to the movie theatre just to fall asleep? Alright, between you and me, if it doesn't have fame or punching things in it, I'm going to be on my phone the entire time, texting. That is the crime that I commit, and when anyone asks that question, I am forced to tell them. I have to go to Court in two days for texting during movies, and I might be going to Prison for the rest of my life because of it" Amara said, leaning over Zane. "Oh, I only watch movies with War in them, because the Army is an integral part of me" Moze said. "Those must be some dark movies you watch. I only watch movies with punching things and fame in them. Usually, it's a guy punching a punching bag for an hour and a half, but that interests me. And the guy is normally famous" Amara said. "Ah" Moze said. "Do you watch movies after you are supposed to be in bed?" She asked. "No, my mom doesn't let me" Amara said. "Oh, I watch movies in the dark with Iron Bear in my room at Sanctuary" Moze said. "I can't watch movies in the dark, because I know I won't be able to sleep after and I'll have nightmares about it" Amara said. "I can watch at least five movies with dark stuff in them, and be just fine. I go right to sleep after" Moze said. "That takes grit. Although, I guess skipping leg day with my trainer around also takes grit. I hate him" Amara said.

"Would the both of you stop it? I paid for the movie!" Zane shouted, and shoved Amara back.
"Well, if it doesn't have fame, punching things, or War in it, it's a waste of time to watch" Amara said.

"Not all movies have that in it" Zane said. "I...agree" FL4K said.

"Look, this movie doesn't have the Children of the Vault or Gods or our followers in it, so we're going to be over here, livestreaming a video on Troy's camera" Tyreen said.

"What? You can't do that in a movie theatre!" Zane cried. "What is the big deal?" Tyreen asked, and chuckled.

Once the movie started, Tyreen and Troy were livestreaming a video and shouting like no tommorow, Amara was on her phone, Moze was dead in her sleep, and Zane was eating all of the popcorn and watching the movie. FL4K was also watching the movie, frozen. "This movie does not have death in it. There is no death happening, therefore...this movie is pointless" he said.

"Oh, Troy, we are going to open the Great Vault!" Tyreen yelled. "Yes, we are. And become Gods" Troy said. "You got that right. With your stash of Eridium and me fusing with The Destroyer, I'll be a God by tommorow!" Tyreen shouted. A man smacked his chair from a row of seats in the back. "Shut up, lady! And have that guy next to you shut up as well! Nobody cares that you're going to become a God tommorow!" He shouted. Tyreen whirled around in her seat. "Excuse me? It's The God-Queen Tyreen to you" she said. "Yeah!" Troy shouted at the guy. "I am her brother, and I am The God-King Troy, thank you very much" he said formally. "I don't care WHO you are! I don't care if you're the President!" The man yelled at Tyreen and Troy.

A woman from behind them yelled, "None of us can hear the movie over you two screaming and yelling down there!". Tyreen got up and turned around. "Do you want me to leech you to death? I have seen this movie a million times. I don't care WHAT happens to the guy who dies in the end!" She yelled, and they just threw their hands on their faces and sighed loudly. "Thanks for ruining the movie!" Another guy shouted. "You're welcome" Tyreen said sternly, and sat back down.