Usernames, Wedges, and Lactose Intolerant Sadness

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*The Seven plus Calypso plus Coach Hedge plus Nico have joined chat*

Annabeth: Hey guys. How is everyone?

Leo: UNACCEPTABLE! YOU DO NOT START A CHAT WITH A BORING INTRO!!

Percy: AGREED! Uh... Sorry Annabeth.

Coach Hedge the Big Wedge: I AGREE! wait... WHO CHANGED MY USERNAME?!

Jason: wait, a wedge of what exactly? Cause a wedge of cheese is good.

Piper the Queen of Beauty and stuff: really Sparky? HEY THAT IS SO NOT MY USERNAME!

Coach Hedge the Big Wedge: PIPER! WE MUST DO SOMETHING! *pulls out megaphone*

Piper the Queen of Beauty and stuff: fine. We shall unite.

Coach Hedge the Big Wedge: THE PIG SAYS OINK! what the? This has been happening since the field trip to the Grand Canyon....

VALDEZ!!!

Leo: yes coach?

Coach Hedgo the Taco: 30 PUSHUPS HERE!

Hazel: hey everyone! Woah. I sure missed a lot. And tacos?

Frank my man: yeah.. HEY! LEO!

Calypso: Leo! What are you doing? Change the usernames back!

Annabeth: Leo?

Hazel: Leo?

Piper: Leo? Hey! My name is back!

Coach Wedge: Where'd the punk go?

Percy: let's just leave Leo and go for ice cream!

Frank:  :( SAD FACE OF THE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.

Percy: Here. Have an apple.

Leo: Yo I'm back! What did I miss?
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Heya!

Hope you enjoy the story!

Toodles!

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