Okay let me tell you. You hate life right now and tomorrow was your birthday. You dread every day of every year, why? It's because you have nothing to do. All that awaits tomorrow is a sad day in a room, with nothing to do and you cant take it anymore. You live in a orphanage since forever, hey but this is no ordinary orphanage. To you, it was a hell hole. The orphanage violated all rights what so ever.' No, you cant eat until this time.' 'Sorry bathroom is closed till 7:00 to 8:00 pm and am'. 'Excuse me, You have online school to attend from you're room.' And "No socializing at all, go to the basement." You had to put up with that nonsense for 17 years. Yes, you are 17 (and if you aren't well now you are!) The orphanage didn't let you out of this room until you were 18. Not a second before. But you couldn't take it no more. The endless attempts of trying to escape come flooding into your head. You frown at the thought of such a high security system this orphanage has. You bet jails around the world would be jealous, but hey what did you know. The closest thing you've ever been to going outside is the unbreakable window that stands between you and the field of flowers you wish to frolic around in. That is if you don't count the fences. The fence as high as the ifle tower has been the biggest challenge yet. You guess you'll stick to picture books instead because it'll take years to actually get over that fence. Not like you can go on YouTube either, Firewalls.
You sigh in boredom . You've read all the books this orphanage can hold. Bored, bored, bored. You finally lifted your self from the bed and shouted "I can't take it any more!" You finally snapped throwing all your belongings at the door. Kicking and punching it."Let me out!, I want out!" Suddenly when you lifted your pillow, a strange bottle came out.Who would even put this there.
(FIRST CHAPTER INTRO) TIME SKIP~FLYING MINT BUNNY.
As the last drop falls onto your tongue, you start to feel dizzy." Round and a round we go" you sung as you fall onto the bed. Your face was bright red, but you didnt need anyone to tell you that because you can feel your face burning. "This girl is on fire!" You muttered falling asleep. See this is why you shouldnt let your stupidity get the best of you. You end up drinking green saliva and getting drunk, hooray. As your vision gets blurrier, you start singing twinkle little star. And fortunately next to the bed
When you woke up feeling okay, normal, unharmed." This bottle does nothing, but hey It killed time!" You said cheerfully. You looked at the clock and it seemed that...IN TEN MINUTE THEY WILL KICK YOU OUT! Quickly you gather all your things (not that you had a lot, things are limited. Too.) And stuff them into your suitcase. You hid a laptop inside your suitcase as well the charger because today you start changing the world little by little. Solving problems like now. You just saved a child from taking online school for another week. Vacay! You're about to leave the room when you spot the "Desi's bad saliva" bottle on the floor. As if you need to take it with you...Well. You see no harm in taking it. The bottle itself might even be worth something cause it looks really old.
You flee to the outside of this prison. You were suppose to contact and go to a boarding school that the orphanage told to go to...but you just got out of a confined space that you were stuck in for 18 years. Are you spending 5 more in a boarding school. Heck to the no! Maybe later! Honestly you'd rather sleep in a warm, cozy house as soon as possible. Your house. Somewhere you can do whatever the fuck you want! After walking forever and forever. Suddenly you heard a crash.You followed the noise to a bar. You had absolutely no money on you. It was worth a try. Was it smart walking into a bar? Probably not, but nothing's going to stop you now!!!
You walked into the bar and sat down on a backless spinney chair next to some laddies wearing the most awkward dress ever. You can see her pillows boinging from a mile away. To my observation, Everyone was wearing awkward relieving clothes. It scared me. "Hey, pretty girl. You new? Do you want something to drink? It'll be on the house." Something about this guy didn't settle with you and was he flirting with you? You didn't really get him. "Yes, can I please have the best non alcoholic drink on the menu, thank you." He raised a eyebrow in disbelief because he expecting you to get the most expensive thing and that was one hell of hangover you don't want to experience. You bet that was pure alcohol mixed with anti Advil or something. The ladies next to you glared at you and you just waited silently looking at your feet. You felt so innocent, vulnerable, naive.
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Desi's Bad Saliva (Hetalia 1p & 2p fanfic.)
RandomYou find a transparent bottle that reads 'Desi's bad saliva'. Inside the bottle there was a liquid that was minty green. Great Minty Green Saliva in a bottle, just wonderful. "If you dare drink this some thing interesting will happen." You read alou...