Bonus: TEXT

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Not italicising everything because that's so much work I'm not doing that sorry :')

It was a hot evening. I'd exchanged my pyjama shirt for a vest, and was lied in bed with just a blanket (for comfort). I was scrolling through a webpage featuring tickets to a tour to my favourite band. However, that was irrelevant.

It all started when Katsuki Bakugo sent a link to a Spotify playlist that was definitely not meant for the class group chat.

Bakugo: here's your damn workout playlist Kirishima

The playlist intrigued me. I raised an eyebrow and turned to Dark Shadow, but they were asleep. I chuckled to myself. What a cutie. Unfortunately, Dark Shadow's adorableness made it so that Bakugo deleted the playlist before I could see what was on it. Oh well, probably nothing imp-

Aoyoma: OH?? ⭐

He had attached an image. Randomly, it seemed that the entirety of Taylor Swift's reputation album was on Bakugo's playlist. It was funny. I hadn't thought of Aoyoma as being the one with a death wish.

Ashido: AHHH OMG BAKUGO YOU'RE A SWIFTIE??!?
Bakugo: NO
Aoyoma: The image does not lie mon ami explosif ⭐
Bakugo: YES IT DOES
Ashido: AOYOMA ARE YOU A SWIFTIE?
Aoyoma: OFC BESTIE 😍⭐
Ashido: FAVE SONG??
Aoyoma: BEJEWLED C'EST TELLEMENT SCINTILLANT ⭐
Ashido: THAT'S SO VALID
Bakugo: boy what you on about
Ashido: What's your favourite Bakugo? 🤭
Bakugo: I'm not a Swiftie
Ashido: I can prove that you are!
Aoyoma: Hi Tokoyami :D ⭐

I looked down. I'd had my keyboard open and they could see that I was typing.

You: i've been caught
Ashido: You don't wanna be stalking when this conversation enters overdrive 😍😍
Bakugo: STOP IT
Ashido: *cutely does something a bit evil*

[Ashido added ~Mineta (NOT IN CONTACTS)]

Aoyoma: No ⭐
Ashido: Hey Mineta what are your thoughts on Taylor Swift??
Bakugo: DON'T YOU DISRESPECT MOTHER OR I WILL GO TO YOUR ROOM AND SLAM YOU INTO THE WALL SO MUCH YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN
Ashido: Hehehe
Aoyoma: Slay Alien Queen 💅⭐
You: well played

Text at the top of the screen said that Mineta was typing.

[Ashido removed ~Mineta]

Bakugo: ok fine I'm a Swiftie what you gonna do about it
Ashido: Sing

Very quietly from across the Heights Alliance, I could hear Ashido singing. I couldn't tell which song she was singing, but it sounded like she was having fun.

"SHUT UP!" Bakugo yelled from above.

Ashido: Worth it!
Bakugo: >:(

[Bakugo left the chat]
[Ashido added Bakugo]

Ashido: Hey Tokoyami what's your favourite Swiftie song?!
You: i don't know very many
Ashido: That's ok it can be Shake It Off if you want it to lol!
You: it's probably "<IIDA HAS TAKEN THIS MOMENT TO REMIND YOU THAT NOT SWEARING MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE :)>!" but ik it wasn't very popular
Ashido: I'M SORRY WHAT??
Sero: BAHAHAHA IIDA'S STUPID FILTER 💀
You: ugh, you know the one
You: "S
You: L
You: U
Iida: Oho! It appears, dear friend, that you are spelling out a swear word! Did you not read the little notice I left for you?
You: i did
Sero: The passive aggressive energy>>>
Ashido: This is too funny I can't even-
Todoroki (help): Can't even what?

You: OMG HE'S HERE
Momoyao: OK CHILL JUST BE SMOOTH!

You: hey

You: THAT WAS SO NOT CHILL
Momoyao: DUDE YOU'RE FINE DW

Aoyoma: Hi guys I'm back what did I miss 😍⭐
Sero: Iida being a goofball <IIDA HAS TAKEN THIS MOMENT TO REMIND YOU THAT NOT SWEARING MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE :)>
Sero: YOU'RE KIDDING ME IT WAS AN ACRONYM
Ashido: Todoroki it's like a saying!
Todoroki (help): I don't understand.
Momoyao: It's like when you're overwhelmed!!
Aoyoma: Sero it seems that Iida just cancelled you ⭐
Todoroki (help): Oh ok. That makes sense.
Iida: It is not cancelling, but swearing will not be tolerated. Sorry not sorry.
Sero: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Ashido: 💀💀
Ashido: I died dead as Taylor might say 😍
Bakugo: SHUT UP
Ashido: Never!!
Todoroki (help): I must ask Tokoyami, why were you being so passive aggressive, as Sero said?

You: OH NO
Momoyao: You got this dude!
You: NO I DON'T

Iida: It appears that Tokoyami has left you on read, Todoroki! Sorry.
Todoroki (help): Oh.
You: no i've not
Ashido: IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ALL UP IN OUR VIBES WITH YOUR SILLY BILLY CENSORSHIP!!
Kaminari: YEAH MINA STICK IT TO THE MAN
Kaminari: ...what's happening?
Ashido: IIDA'S BULLYING SERO AND TOKOYAMI
Kaminari: NAH MAN YOU MESS WITH SOY SAUCE YOU MESS WITH MUSTARD
Iida: My intention was not to bully! Only to inform!
Ashido: Soy sauce?
Kaminari: Yeah you know I'm mustard Sero's soy sauce Kirishima's ketchup and Bakugo's mayo
Sero: So what's Ashido?
Kaminari: The poisonous pink Tik Tok sauce
Ashido: YAY
Aoyoma: One time I tried some of the Tik Tok sauce ⭐
Todoroki (help): Was it good?
Aoyoma: I cried and j'ai crié grâce 😍⭐
Todoroki (help): My apologies. I don't speak French.
Aoyoma: I said that I screamed for mercy 😍⭐
Todoroki (help): Oh dear.
Ashido: YAY FREE SICK DAYS!
Momoyao: Mina!
Iida: That is incredibly irresponsible Ashido!
Ashido: I can't- 💀💀
Todoroki (help): Can't what?
Sero: NAH
Kaminari: THERE'S NO WAY
Hagakure: Hey Kaminari what's Jiro
Kaminari: ?
Todoroki (help): I don't understand.
Jiro: 💀
Hagakure: Like the sauce
Jiro: TORU YOU'RE KIDDING ME
Kaminari: Uhhh BBQ
Jiro: 💀💀
Hagakure: Yay ty she was just wondering :3
Momoyao: Hey Todoroki I think Fumikage gets it!

You: i have been betrayed
Momoyao: Dude idk I'm trying my best to help :')

You: i think it's like 'i can't handle this'
Todoroki (help): Oh ok. Thank you.
Ashido: Aww, look at Todoroki and Tokoyami! Emo besties!
Todoroki (help): Yeah, I guess we are.

I squealed to myself, rolling around giddily on my bed. I checked to see if I had woken up Dark Shadow, but thankfully I had not.

You: cool
Ashido: YIPPEE
Todoroki (help): There are a few other text things that I'm struggling with understanding. Do you mind helping me?
You: ofc

I smiled to myself and rolled onto my side. It seemed like it was going to be another sleepless night.

THE END

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