Chapter 3: What the flip dude???! What happen??!!! (Type 3 diabete!!!)

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Stan woke Kyle up and he was in the hospital, "What the flip happened to me dude??1?1!!12!3!2!!!" Cartman gave you diabete blood from Scott and you now have diabetes, here eat this candy bar. Kyle's eyes watered, "I have to live a life of diabete??????!!" He sobbed and ate the candy bar. "Don't cry dumbass you'll be fine!" Kyle had a thought, "Stan, this might sound crazy but I remember Cartman talking with Scott and saying they're gonna open a bubblegum lab!!!!!!! And get money!!!!! Without us!!!!!!!! That's basically methamphetamine but for kids!!! Bubble gum!!!!" Stan was shocked, he can't believe cartman would do this thing with Scott Malkinson, but Kenny was Cartmans bestie 4 lyfe so they have to ask Kenny about it cuz he probably knows "come on Kyle get up we gotta go!1!!"

Cartmans POV in the next chapter

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