Kyle VS Diabetes (Satire/Joke Story)

Chapter 5: The Plan (with lots of cabbage) (type 5 diabete!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!)

"Alright team, how are we gonna raid Cartmans dumb fucking business!!?!" Kyle asked, Craig put his hand up, Kyle called on him. "We steal a lot of the bubble gum and blow a huge bubble with all of it and put a bomb in it and it blows up the whole thing." "Alright well who else has ideas that aren't total dumbasses?.. No one?.. Okay well I'll do it our way I guess.." Kyle said, then Stan stepped up. "We buy guns from my uncle Jimbo and shoot the place up and kill Cartman s-" Kyle interrupted "AND SCOTT!!! FOR GIVING ME FUCKING DIABETES!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU SCOTT!!!!!" Everyone went silent and left to go get guns then Kyle's mom saw them with guns and started chasing Kyle "YOU LITTLE MONSTA!!!! UR CABBABAGGE!!!! CABBAGE!!!! MUFF CABBAGE!!!!!!! GET BACK HEA KYEEELL!!!!!!! UR CAABBBBAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Then Ike pulled up in a Bugatti and ran over his mom and said "FACK U MAMA!!!!!" Then Kyle's moms spirit as it was going up to heaven she screamed "IKKKKKE! YOU LITTLE MONSTA CABBAGE UR CABBAGE UR MUFF MUFF MUFF CABBBBBAAAAAGGGEE!!! I TELL YA CABBAGE, CABBBAAAAAAAAAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUuuuauauauauUuUuuuuUUggggggGGGGEEE!!!!" And then she went to hell no more Kyle's mom 😁

They go to the back of the school and see Cartman dealing bubble gum and then they all surround him, "This stops now fat thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your cabbage..........." Kyle says with anger. Cartman had a smirk on his face and said, "Well you've finally caught me Kahl. I'm gonna go get in my RV but before that, I'm taking your diabetes equipment, now you'll slowly die.."  he starts laughing and grabs it and runs, "Scott! Fight Kahlllll!!!!!!" Scott runs up to Kyle and punches him but then Timmy grabs his Glock 19 with an automatic switch and laser sight scope and shoots Scott and he dies of death. "We will get you fat ass.." Kyle says.. "TIMMIAAHAHHHhh!!!" Timmy says dramatically...