Dad come home with milk, what happens next will SHOCK YOU‼️

UNO

hey pookie💔
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.Present —> 2023.

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It was 7:23 in the morning, November 22, 2023.

Soap was barely getting up, brushing her teeth and all of that.

DING DONG!

...

"Someone's at the door, mom!"

"Jesus, who could be at the door this early.."

She opens the door.

"What the fuck are you doing here."

"I came here to apologize.."

Standing before her was the one and only Silver, the guy that left her as soon as the fetus was born.

If she was being honest he looked fucked up, his hair was oily and greasy, he smelled like drugs, and he probably hadn't showered in weeks.

"Dude, you left me as soon as—"

"Mom? Who's that?" Eileen said, opening the door to her bedroom to peek her head out.

"Ah, Eileen uhm- how about you go to your room and-"

"This is our child?"

Soap froze and turned to Silver, "shut the fuck up, cunt." She whispered.

"Go to your room, me and this man need some time to talk." She smiled.

"But—"

"Shut the fuck up and go to your room."

Eileen frowns and walks to her room, closing the door.

"Why are you here."

"I said I wanted to apologize, and I also brought milk." He held up a jug of milk up.

"You leave for ten years and suddenly your back!?"

"But I have milk.."

"Hoe, you left me with OUR child, I had to take care of an autistic child with ADHD, wanna know how hard that is?"

"But—"

"SHUT THE FUCK—!"

"I HAVE ADHD AND AUTISM!?"

Silver looks behind Soap as she turns around, Eileen being flabbergasted.

"Eileen—" Soap sighed.

"YOU GUYS NEVER TOLD ME!!"

"Well, I was gonna tell you eventually—"

"WHAT THE FLIP MOM!!"

"Imagine." Silver said.

"Elieen—"

"AND HES MY DAD?! THE UGLY ONE..!?"

"EXCUSE ME—?"

"Sadly, yes.."

"Jeez mom, couldn't you have done someone better." She eyed her 'father' in disgust.

"Oh come on im not that bad looki—"

"I swear he didn't look homeless ten years ago." Soap rubbed her temples.

"WHY ARE YOU TWO GANGING UP ON ME—"

"We're done here, get out and never come back." She pushed him out and tried closing the door.

"WAITTT!"

"What."

"I uh.. kinda have no where to go.. so I'm just gonna stay here."

"Fuck no."

"What? But I'm the father of—"

"I SAID FUCK NO!!"

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"i rlly wish I had those 64 blocks of dirt rn.."
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"You know what? Do whatever the fuck you want, I'm gonna go take a shower." She walked into the bathroom.

Silver and Eileen simply stared at eachother.

"So.. you know how to get into your moms room?"

"It's gonna come with a price, what do you got?"

He reached into his pockets.

"Uhh, a paper clip, 2 coins, and a blunt."

"Gimmie the blunt."

"Arent you to young—"

"Give me it or I won't let you in."

"Fine."

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Eileen grabbed the coin and simply put it in the door knob, twisting it open.

"It was that easy..?"

"Yeah, thanks for the blunt btw, I've been dying to try it."

"Sure kid."

She scurried off to her room with the blunt in her hand and a smile on her face.

"Damn that was my last one.."

He opened the door to Soap's bedroom, looking around.

He had the brilliant idea to enter the bathroom, he twisted the doorknob.

"Pookieeee— OW!"

"GET THE FUCK OUT CUNT!"

She threw a shampoo bottle at him.

"THAT HURT!"

"I DONT FUCKING CARE"

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Pls stop sending me alpha wolf emojis pookie ur scaring me..