Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

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Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Harry Potter.

1 I must stop insisting that Voldemort is my father.

2 I am not allowed to leave class to help the twins prank Snape.

3 I am not allowed to swap Hogwarts for a sandwich.

4 I do not own Hogwarts and must stop claiming I do.

5 Not allowed to give anyone a dose of reality.

6 I am not allowed to stalk Dumbledore.

7 I am not allowed to stalk anyone.

8 Professor McGonagall does not appreciate me breaking into her classroom in the middle of the night and painting weird looking robots on the wall.

9 Potions is not the place to prove I can burp the alphabet.

10 I must stop telling people that Lucius Malfoy stole my cat.

11 I am not allowed to steal the Sorting Hat and send it on holiday because its extremely boring sitting in Dumbledore's office.

12 The Weasley are not allowed to give me ideas.

13 I am not allowed to give the Weasley Twins idea.

14 It is impossible to cross breed a dragon and the giant squid and I must stop trying.

15 Not allowed to ask Dumbledore "What reality do you live in?"