IZUKU 2099

Meeting

Previously on izuku2099

Izuku: FUUUUUUUUUUCK

(Now)

Kwaku: in and out innnnn and out, breathe slowly and don't pop that paper bag

Izuku was having a panic attack his hair had grown a few locks up like a pair of rabbits ears, he doesn't care about all might but the hair, people will suspect him as all might's son and he wouldn't allow that.

Izuku: (breathing slowly), where ar...are the scissors (looks on the table), come here scissor

Kwaku: nope (grabs scissors) i like the hair cut, the locks resembles a V for victory

Izuku: give it back

Kwaku jumped up and sticks to the ceiling and teases him.

Kwaku: you want it kid, come and get it then

Izuku: you know what i don't need them (forms scissors with his fingers) you forgot I'm a human hybrid symbiote, i can create things i need to do my shit so fuck you

Kwaku: fuck me eh 😈

Izuku: hey what's that look for

(A half hour later)

Green hair was on the ground and a reddened face izuku was webbed to a chair with spider web on his mouth, while kwaku did a finishing touch with a smirk on his face.

Kwaku: tadaaa now girls will kill each other over you

Izuku: hmmmmph

Kwaku: what no like

Izuku: ehmm hm hm

Kwaku: oh let me (removes web)

Izuku: come closer for a bit

Kwaku: sure (leaned over)

Suddenly a tongue wrapped around kwaku's head and pulled him, with a chomp near his head izuku had almost bit his head off

Izuku: almost took it off damn it

Kwaku: (ehem) phew that was too close, so izuku like that new hair cut

Izuku's hair was cut from the backside and both left and right only the top side remained and the two locks that resembles a V

Izuku: no but sooner or later I'll cut both locks off

Kwaku: oh yeah while you were still in your cocoon your mother left you this

Izuku took the piece of paper and read it.

Mommy went out for groceries and will meet up with auntie mitsuki for a important discussion about katsuki and won't be home until noon

~your mother inko~

Izuku: what's the time

Kwaku: it's 1:00 pm

Izuku went into the bathroom.

(A few minutes later)

Izuku: I'm heading straight to UA, you leave a message behind for me for my mother

Kwaku: will do kid

Izuku: by the way where is grey

Kwaku: that wolf thing that was looking at me with curiosity, well he followed your mother out

Izuku: good, keep your eyes on her but don't let her see you

Kwaku: sir yes sir, wait a minute i don't follow orders

Izuku: deal with it (leaves)

Kwaku: is this how my father felt talking to me all the time

(Household bakugou)