Zodiac Quotes [86]

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- Genderbend ♉︎ ♍︎

*While waiting outside the principal's office*

Taurus: What are you in for?

Virgo: Oh, they just want to know if it's cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?

Taurus: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.

Virgo: ...

Virgo: We live very different lives.

Taurus: Yes we do.

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