Haruto's Waifu Conniossuer

S2 E3: Fate Grand Order's Resident Oba-Eh...Onee-San

(Today's new episode, we open up with an other waifu guest from the Fate series as she winks at Kakyoin.)

Scathach

Daito: "Wait a second, isn't she more of an onee-san?"

Haruto: "Yeah... But why does she look familiar..."

Uzaki: "What do you mean, Haru-senpai?"

Kakyoin: "Daito, Haruto, I may love MILFs. And I may not be allowed in the state of Tennessee."

Haruto/Daito: "Wait, what?"

Kakyoin: "But a true gentleman appreciates a good onee-san like Scathach."

Daito: "...Seriously, what did you say about Tennessee?"

Haruto: "Because it sounds like your on cop's wanted list or something that related with this situation."

Scathach: "Say, Kakyoin, you sure do know how to treat a woman. How about we go back to my place and...?" [Placing a hand on Kakyoin, making him get excited as he makes a weird face.]

Haruto: "God, you're such a creep, Kakyoin!"

(Before anything that could move any further between them, they were suddenly interrupted by none other than Cu Chulsinn, who is wearing a SpongeBob shirt and sitting next to Scathach.)

Cu: "Master, are we done yet? SpongeBob is coming in sooon~uh." [Sings the SpongeBob SquarePants's theme song.]

(Everyone, minus Haruto, was looking at Cu with a "WTF" expression.)

Uzaki: "Is...he okay?"

Bea: "Why is he acting like a kid?"

Scathach: "Oh. Hehe. Don't mind him. My student over there got his ass kicked in the Holy Grail Wars so many times that his memory reverted to that of a child."

Lori: "Excuse me... WHAT!? Are you literally saying that he has brain damage! I get the fact he's an asshole sometimes but that's just sad."

Daito: "Are you trying to get into his pants so that way he can take care of your student?"

Scathach: "What?! Noooo..."

Cu: [Farted and poop his pants.] "Master... I made a doodie in my pants again."

Scathach: [Everyone, minus Haruto, looks at her with a skeptical expression.] "Maybe..."

Kakyoin: "Well, I'm not in a mood for any baby mama's drama."

Scathach: "He's not my-"

(Before Kakyoin could press the button to send them flying, Haruto stop him by picking him up and tosses him aside that he was send against the Arcade machines.)

Haruto: "I remember you now."

Daito: "Wait, what? You do?"

Haruto: "Yeah, you're Astolfo's side bitch #8!"

Harem/Daito: "Side bitch #8!?"

Scathach: "Wait! How do you know Astolfo or about me being his side bitch?!"

Haruto: "Is because Astolfo told me all about his side bitches and he's part of my Harem."

Scathach: [Gasps when she realizes who she's talking to.] "W-Wait, your Haruto! Astolfo talks about his new master all the time since last month! Are you him!?"

Haruto: "In the fresh."

Scathach: [She immediately grabs his shirt with a huge smile on her face.] "This is the best day ever! He told me about you and how you know to resolve everything." [Haruto nods] "Please is it possible for you to fix my student's mind. I can't take it anymore with his constant crying and diaper changing! Please can you fix him? I haven't had time to relieve myself or relax. So, I'm begging you to fix him. Please."

Haruto: "Okay, okay. I'll fix him."

Scathach: [Hugs Haruto] "Oh thank you! Thank you so much. You won't regret this. I'll pay you back for this. I promise."

(After breaking the hug, Scathach lets Haruto go to toward Cu who is still humming the song.)

Haruto: "Hey, Cu... Still singing the SpongeBob song?"

Cu: "Mhmm."

Haruto: "That's good, that's good... Hey, look! I think I see SpongeBob by that window over there!"

Cu: [Gasps as he smiles and turns to look at the window.] "Where?!"

(While Cu's distracted, Haruto pulls out a Memory Eraser device that belong in MIB franchise and put on sunglasses.)

Cu: [Turns back to Haruto with an upset expression.] "Hey! SpongeBob's not there, you-"

(After pressing the button of the device, it caused Cu Chulsinn's mind to put back to normal.)

Cu: "Huh? What the? Where am I? Who are you people? And why am I wearing a kid's shirt?"

Haruto: "Welcome back, Cu Chulsinn. Do me a favor and stay out of trouble. We don't want your memories being taken away again."

Cu: [As Haruto walks away back to Scathach, who is smiling with joy.] "Who are you? And how do you know my name?"

Scathach: "You did it! I'm finally free! Thank you, Haruto!"

Haruto: "You're welcome, Scathach."

Scathach: "Say, since you'd saved me from Cu's brain damage, maybe it's time I'd repay you..." [Placing her hand on Haruto's crotch and rubs it.] "How about me and you get out of here and go to my place so we can have some alone time together?"

Haruto: "Sure." [Starts walking away with Scathach out of the cafe.] "I take it that Astolfo told you about me doing it with my Harem in bed, right?"

Scathach: "Indeed he did~ And considering he send me a message yesterday that he's okay with sharing bitches with his master. I can't wait for you to fuck my brains out~"

(As Haruto and Scathach left the cafe, everyone else look on in shock except for Cu, who is still remain confused.)

Cu: "Seriously, what's going on?"

Kakyoin: "Once again, I've been cockblocked by Haruto."

(The episode ends at Haruto's house where we see Haruto is fucking Scathach's brains out with his 10-inch erected boner and Scathach couldn't walk straight normal since then.)

(Fade to black.)