Heya my people I'm writing this story because me and my friends are really retarded and yeah this is basically are life story at school and obviously I'm going to make some of it up because there's other retards who we even aren't friends with , so I'm not going to be rude and call them retards so I'm going to call them ............... Nice retards 'case closed'
Anyway so I'm going to explain who my friends are and what my friends are like
Macy :
.my German bezzie
.a red head
.a shemale "jokes luv ya'
.funny
.a directioner
.she makes my day
.and last a nice retard :)
Lorna:
.one of my bezzies
.a brown head (so the colour of poo)
.bloody halarious
.a directioner
.in history " fat little girl lol "
. Love ya lorna
.and last a nice retard
Brittany :
.one of my bezzies
.purple hair in maths ?
.a directioner
.hair twirler with her finger
.kind
.a directioner
.and last a nice retard
I can't be asked to explain anyone else so and then there's me who's a lovatic !!
And as you can see all my bezzies are directioners so get lost people I don't know there theirs
But I'm the only lovatic so I'm a loner basically but I don't give a shit because I've got these nice people to look after me in a friendly way
Well me and lorna are connected with a song do you want to know what that song is ?
"I like big butts and I can not lie you other brothers can not Deni when a girl walks in with an innu binny waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung " hehe lorna we are totes amaze balls
And well me and Macy want to go on a German trip together so I think we are and we're going to meet hitler .....?
And go other places Macy is amaze balls
Brittany well she's just ..... Brittany I guess in a good way and people get us mixed up like all the time and were both like " ain't no body got time for that " lol
Yes and they are my retarded friends but thats what makes them so good
Also I get free food jokes that just makes me sound like a fat pig
So have you ever had your crush go up to you well I havnt bitches so don't ask me for advice
Well actually for my friend Helena she fancies Paul everyone knows that but she denying it so haha in your fucking face Helena everyone knows now
Right so now I've talked about all my friends I'm actually going to start off with a story now here it goes
Bethany and lorna and Macy and Sarah and Brittany and lots of other people are sitting at a table
