Mr. Banana

Mr. Banana - Part One

Once upon a time there was a banana, his name was Mr. Banana. One day he went through the woods to find Jonny Cantaloupe. Jonny was an evil wizard cantaloupe, and he was terrorizing the local piggy people by stealing their cabbages. But, these cabbages were magical cabbages, and they granted the eater of said cabbages the power to fly. So Mr. Banana journeyed through the woods to find this evil wizard cantaloupe named Jonny. Jonny lived in a Ferrari, in the local Walmart parking lot. But it wasn't just any local corrupted corporation parking lot, it was also the biggest most chaotic parking lot of them all. There were car fires everywhere, and many stop signs were injured in the making of this parking lot. The smell of burnt brake pedals and gasoline filled the air to the point of it being toxic. You had to wear a gas mask to even go into said evil lair of zero traffic laws. In order to get this gas mask, you had to travel to the land of stinky feet, where every Tuesday, they give out gas masks to the people of the land. Mr Banana went off on his magical, sparkly, unicorn camel to travel to the land of stinky feet. To get into the land of stinky feet, all you had to do, was have stinky feet. Which was unfortunate for Mr. Banana because he never ever, in his life, had stinky feet. He also promised to never have stinky feet, and Mr. Banana doesn't break promises. So he told his unicorn camel, Greg, to get the gas mask for him. Yet Greg also doesn't have stinky feet, he has smelly hooves. Which are different, believe me. Suddenly there was a slam on the ground! A sock child was thrown to the ground not too far from Greg and Mr. Banana.