How To Use The Bathroom

Pls read this, even if u know how to pee and poop

Hello, if you clicked on this story, perhaps you may need some post-potty training. Its ok, i am also very forgetful at some points to! But all i need is someone to remind me.

note: My autocorrect is off so do not try to corect me in my spelling, idc.

Peeing

Step 1: Once you successfully make your way into the bathroom, check yourself out in the mirror, oh yeah u look stunning u say in ur mind. I'm so hot.

Step 2: Make your way to the toilet, and pull down ur pants. If your a man, please face ur friend towards the toilet. If ur a women, sit on the toilet, face facing away from the toilet seat or whatever.

Step 3: Pee

Pooping

Step 1: you have no time to check yourself out in the mirror, so you only give it a quick glance.

Step 2: Make your way to the toilet in a rushed walk, and sit on it, for both men and women.

Step 3: push until ur face gets red, grunt.

Step 4: poop

Now, after we got that out of the way, lets see what u do after peeing or pooping.

Peeing

Step 1: once u finish tinkling, wipe ur poosay. If u are a man, pls grab toilet paper and wipe ur tip. Please.

Step 2: once u successfully wipe, stand up and pull ur pants up. If u have jeans on, dont forget to buckle! Its more embarrassing then it may seem.

Step 3: making your way to the sink, admire yourself. Dont touch ur face yet!

Step 4: wash your hands. At least for 15 seconds with soap and water. Dry. Optional hand sanitize

Pooping

Step 1: After your potty time, wipe your butt and wipe throughly. If you are a women, theres a good chance you also peed while pooping, front to back. If you go back to front your inviting infections into ur vag.

Step 2: once u finish, this is optional bc i know a lot of people cant do this, wash ur booty with water. It will helo if ur close to the sink and have a cup with somethign to scrub it with. It will take all the toilet paper debree away from uranus.

Step 3: Make your way to the sink, admire yourself. Dont touch ur face yer!

Step 4: wash your hands no longer that 30 seconds with soap and water. Dry your hands and preferably hand sanitizer.

Here are some benefits you can gain by following these steps. Wiping can lesson your risk for urinary infections😱😱😱. Its especially important if ur sexually active, because you can spread diseases😩. Its a good idea for after pooping if u rinse ur booty off with water, bc when u wipe sticky poo poo of, toilet paper can cling onto the walls of ur butthole area. When u walk, toilet paper can rub against ur booty, creating rashes.

Stay clean, because if u dont, you wont get any bitches.

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