Alex: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling anxiety and constant worry. I'll wait.
Sky: You and me.
Alex, tearing up: Okay.
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Lani: Dang it Samheed!
Samheed: What?! It wasn't me!
Lani: Oh sorry, force of habit. Dang it Meghan!
Meghan: Wasn't me.
Lani: Dang it Alex!
Alex: What? I didn't do anything!
Lani: Then who set the kitchen on fire?!
Sky: *slowly walks away*
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Gunner: One minute you're young and the next you're turning down the radio in the car to see better.
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Samheed: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I've forgotten something!
Alex: You left me in the Walmart parking lot three weeks ago.
Samheed: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Aaron: So how's the most beutiful girl in the world doing?
Kaylee: *blushes* I don't know-
Samheed, from across the room: Lani's doing great, thanks.
Alex: You can just go ask Sky herself.
Meghan: Wow.
Meghan: I feel so single right now.
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Lani: The French have given us many great things.
Alex: French fries.
Samheed: French toast.
Sky: The guillotine.
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Simber: Alex no.
Alex: ALEX YESS.
Lani: Alex NO.
Alex: Alex yes.
Samheed: Alex no.
Alex: ALEX YESS.
Sky: *glares*
Alex:...Alex no?
Sky: *taps foot impatiently*
Alex: Alex no.
Sky: I-
Sky: I was waiting for you to invite me in on whatever you're doing-
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Alex: Hi dad!
Simber: I-
Samheed: yo paps, how's life.
Simber:
Meghan: Hey dad!
Simber: What is happening-
Florence: You've done it.
Florence: You're officially their dad.
Simber:
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Samheed: If I were the last person in the world, alive, would you date me?
Lani: If you were the last person here then everyone else would be dead.
Samheed:
Lani: Me included.
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