laxative lovers

LOVE AT FIRST SHART

Caitlin had discovered a big problem within her bowels. She hadn't taken a shat in 12 days. Her stomach was hurting so bad she thought she thought it was about to blow out and create an explosion so loud it would shake the entire Earth to its core. She just had to free the load. And holy moly, there was only one way.............. going to the pharmacy to collect some very strong laxatives. However there was a very large and very juicy and very sexy problem. The pharmacist was just so scrumpy! But Caitlin could wait no longer to empty out her intestines. She could overcome the embarrassment, but she could not overcome this blockage in the pipes. It was precipitating so hard outside, but Caitlin was in so much pain that she wasn't thinking straight and ran straight out into the rain with no coat and no umbrella. She just had to get these laxatives.

By the time she reached the pharmacy, she was as wet as me after I watch edits of a certain someone who happens to be the main love interest (😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂). Her hair was a mess and her legs were limp from the cold wet rain so she probably walked like that video of someone turning into a chair idk if you've seen it. As she opened the door to the pharmacy, all of her troubles were whisked away with the smell of the moss candles from TKMaxx. "I know this smell..." Caitlin thought. As she turned the corner, she could see the origin of the scent. The gorgeous man was stood behind the counter and he looked so good 😍😍😍. The shirt he was wearing was so tight it showed his very defined muscles perfectly and it looked like if he breathed too hard those poor buttons would fly off and possibly take someone's eye out. Probably a health hazard. As he ran his huge and powerful and brawny hands through his hair, you could see little flakes of white come down but it was probably just like glitter or something I don't think he'd have dandruff. His fingers went so smoothly through his hair that Caitlin thought to themself: "Wow he must use a lot of conditioner I really want to run my hands through his hair iykwim".

As she approached the counter, she could feel her heartbeat spiking up and her palms start to sweat. Her knees still felt weak. At this moment, the beautiful young man turned to Caitlin and gave her the warmest smile she'd ever seen. His teeth were so perfectly aligned and they shined like diamonds. His eyes were blue like diamonds and they also shined like diamonds but not in the same way his teeth did.

"Awright, wot do we ave ere then luv." Said the eye-candy man. Caitlin was so shocked by how well spoken and elegant he was that she was speechless for a few seconds until she regained her composure. Her original plan was to say a very nice hello but she was so taken aback by his beauty and grace that she accidentally shouted "WOWEE!!!!!" And her pupils turned heart shaped. She could feel her face heating up by the second. "Oh my god!!" Caitlin thought, "Idiot! He will never love someone who says wowee!!". But Caitlin could never be more wrong. The young man chuckled a very low and very sexy chuckle and said: "Hello, I am tangerine, not like the orange thing but more like the guy from the popular film Bullet Train. We happen to be the same person lol" Caitlin couldn't take this anymore. Her heart strings were being pulled so hard that she had completely forgotten about her crippling constipation and fainted right then and there.

By the time Caitlin woke up, she was in an unfamiliar room on a sofa. Her ears were ringing and her eyesight was slightly blurry but not because she didnt have her glasses on but because she had just passed out. Her head was throbbing but somehow the pain in her stomach had completely gone. As she gained back her senses, she realised there was the strikingly beautiful man crouched over her, and his face was so close to hers that she could feel his breath on her cheeks (face ones). "Oh, you're finally awake." Said Tangerine. "You 'appened to bump yor 'ead durin the fall and you completely smashed up the entire shelvin unit behind you darlin. There is iodine literally everywhere. I think it stained my arm 'airs yellow. But this time, I'm gunna let you off because I am just so captivated by your beauty.  By the way I'm wiping the bump on your 'ead and I've been looking after you for 'alf an 'our. Some people say I'm a nice guy."

Caitlin had such contradicting feelings. On one hand, she felt bad for the thousands of pounds of damage that she had done and was only being let off by her stunning looks. But on the other hand, she felt so lucky to meet such a perfect man. Caitlin felt they were a perfect match. "I'm so grateful for you Tangerine! Please let me repay you!" The tension between these two was tenser than something extremely tense maybe a very stretched elastic band. Caitlin felt like Tangerine and her had been bought together by fate, and she also felt her lips and his had been bought together like magnets. Without even knowing, her lips and his lips had crashed into each other like a high speed car crash. Tangerines lips engulfed Caitlin's lips because they are just so large and juicy. He must use some very expensive lip balm because his lips were smooth like butter. Their lips and tongues danced like Bobby Brazier on strictly come dancing. They had been smooching for so long that both of their lips were swollen like my toes after wearing Doc Martens for the first time, until the point that they couldn't even feel their own mouth anymore. Tangerine tried to pull away from the kiss to catch his breath, but the taste of his tongue was so addictive, that  Caitlin thought that she would never be able to detach from him and pulled him in so hard that she knocked his tooth. (It didn't fall out, it just was a bit wobbly). They ended snogging and smooching for the next 4 hours until they were both lightheaded and high on the love overflowing from each others hearts.
"I know we've only known each otha for a few 'ours," Tangerine started, "But I really do think we are compahible. Caitlin I-don't-know-your-last-name, will ya lov me forevea, cherish mey to the afterlife and marry me?"
"OMG!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! OFC MY LOVE TANGERINE!!!!!" Caitlin replied.
But Tangerine had a slightly worried expression on his face...
"What's wrong my love? You look troubled" Said Caitlin.
"Darlin, I ave to com clean about somet..... When ya passed out ealiah, you had a bigger accident than jus the iodine...."
Caitlin's stomach dropped. "What do you mean? ......."
"You... you..... you shat yourself everywhere luv 😭😭😭 the entire store is covered in your shat. I 'ad to close up for the day. Why did you think ya clothes were different?"
Caitlin was so lost in the thought of Tangerine that she hadn't even noticed her clothes had changed after she woke up. She suddenly felt her eyes go blurry, and her heart begin to ache.
"But my luv, just a little bit of bowel movement won't ever change the way i feel about ya. No matter what, I will luv ya always ❤️"
Caitlin gave Tangerine a big hug and then they snogged for another 26 hours nonstop. They both passed out twice during it but kept going after waking up to prove their love for each other.

In the end, Caitlin and Tangerine had a very romantic wedding in Tenerife and adopted a super cute and adorable cat. Together, they won a Guinness world record for the longest continuous kiss with a time of 53 hours and 24 minutes. The end xxxx

Thanks for reading this took me about 40 minutes of my precious time. Hope you enjoyed. Credits to mc caitlin for the setting and scenario.